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Legoed (/ˈlɛɡoʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: assembled from incompatible intentions, brightly coloured components and one painful misplaced step. Latoyia was Legoed and constructed a temporary argument from several unrelated subjects. Legolanded adj. Describing a drinker who has become square-edged, regular in movement and regrettably committed to symmetry. Dayvion was Legolanded and aligned every glass with the edge of the table. Leibnitzianismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is assumed to be the best of all possible mornings. Sophya arrived Leibnitzianismed, confident that the headache belonged to a better possible world. Leibniz algebraed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every morning-after interaction a bilinear reply, satisfying no useful identity. Shertia woke with a Leibniz algebraed hangover and answered breakfast questions from both sides. Leibniz wheelled adj. Drunk, with the result that each attempt to count remaining drinks advances the wrong number of teeth. Randey was Leibniz wheelled, counting the glasses twice while Sarsh cleared the plates. Leibnizianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every inconvenience the next morning appears part of a harmonious plan. Sebastyen was Leibnizianismed, finding providence in the missing shoe and the warm orange juice. Leica reelled adj. Drunk on the strength of still images, with last night's movements returning in disconnected frames. Colee was Leica reelled, recalling the pub only as a sequence of increasingly unfortunate stills. Leicaed adj. Drunk to the extent of documenting the morning after in sharp detail, except where it matters. Younique woke Leicaed and photographed the empty glasses before locating her own shoes. Leicestered (/ˈlɛstəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with a fleece-lined mouth and an appetite for damage. Kyaisha was Leicestered by breakfast, wrapped in a blanket and shedding crumbs on the sofa. Leicestrianed (/ˈlɛstɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying the evening about like an ordinary local difficulty. Kaleiah woke Leicestrianed, treating the bus timetable as a personal administrative matter. Leichenhaused adj. Drunk by closing time, and kept somewhere warm until the morning supplied signs of life. Kaavya was Leichenhaused beneath two coats until breakfast produced a cautious request for toast. Leichhardt pined adj. Still drunk, and standing through the morning with the patient verticality of a tall tropical tree. Julianny remained Leichhardt pined beside the kettle, rooted there until someone offered water. Leichhardt's pined adj. Too drunk to bend with the morning, remaining upright and faintly tropical beside the sink. Lataveon was Leichhardt's pined, towering over the washing-up without contributing to it. Leiden jarred adj. The drunkenness of one who has accumulated static charge between two increasingly patient companions. Mackenlie got Leiden jarred and crackled between two friends whenever either tried to intervene. Leidenered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning-after route home as an international undertaking. Floraida woke Leidenered and required directions to the kitchen from someone already there. Leidenfrost effected adj. Having drunk enough to maintain an insulating layer between yourself and the boiling consequences of last night. Pandra was Leidenfrost effected, hovering above the breakfast table while avoiding every serious question.