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Lendianed adj. Emboldened by drink to address a medieval problem with modern confidence and no evidence. Zenaida went Lendianed and proposed settling the parking dispute by feudal decree. Lengadocianed adj. Too drunk to accept that the kitchen is not a sunlit province and breakfast is not a festival. Salaar woke Lengadocianed, asking where the vineyards had gone and accepting the answer poorly. Leningradered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mineral, while retaining complete faith in the timetable. Llarely became Leningradered and missed the lift despite standing beside it. Leningradited adj. Drunk and treating every cold, grey surface as a suitable place for a grand announcement. Thlema went Leningradited and addressed the concrete bollard as a public audience. Leninismed (/lɛnɪnɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where one decisive committee is required to organise the next round. Allina got Leninismed and formed a revolutionary committee to choose the takeaway. Leninisted (/ˈlɛnɪnɪstd/) adj. Drunk enough to support the plan, lead the plan, and revise the plan without consultation. Paislyn became Leninisted and reorganised the party around her route to the cloakroom. Leninited (/ˈlɛnɪnaɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and proposing that the kitchen be reorganised according to a five-year plan. Bridgitt was Leninited by supper and assigned the washing-up to a provisional committee. Lenker rodded adj. Of a drinker: measuring the distance from the sofa to the glass of water with solemn surveying accuracy. Kaymarie was Lenker rodded and paced out the route to the kitchen before sitting down. Lennard-Jones potentialed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the space between two neutral objects to an intimate domestic arrangement. Akbar became Lennard-Jones potentialed and placed his glass beside the lamp with atomic precision. Lennonismed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the sofa into a platform for peace and quiet. Jeslie got Lennonismed and negotiated a lasting peace between the kettle and the sink. Lennox-Gastaut syndromed adj. A drinker who changes position repeatedly, forgets why, and eventually settles among the cushions. Fariba was Lennox-Gastaut syndromed, rising for water and returning with a tea towel. Lenny Faced adj. A drinker so far gone that every innocent household remark acquires a second meaning. Arrin became Lenny Faced when asked to put the milk back in the fridge. Lenny Skutniked adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly useful at a formal domestic occasion. Mariolita was Lenny Skutniked and found herself introduced to the family while carrying spare blankets. Lenoir engined adj. The condition of a drinker who runs on improvised fuel, sparks readily, and eventually stalls beside the sink. Pendleton was Lenoir engined, coughing through the washing-up before expiring on the sofa. Lenormanded adj. The drunkenness of one who consults the cards before deciding whether to fetch water. Mecayla was Lenormanded and laid cards across the coffee table to predict her return from the kitchen. Lense-Thirring effected adj. Reduced by drink to orbiting the kitchen slowly, as though the room itself were rotating. Marvelle was Lense-Thirring effected and circled the kitchen island before finding the tap.