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lithostatinned adj. Having drunk enough to inhibit the formation of any firm plan for getting home. lithostratigraphered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and classifying its layers by successive rounds. lithostratigraphied adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the evening into distinct layers, each less transportable than the last. lithostrotianed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning moving heavily, plated and difficult to turn. lithotecnonned adj. You are drunk and solidifying in place, like a passenger whose journey home has calcified. Hoyle got lithotecnonned beside the bar and could no longer be persuaded towards the taxi. lithothamnioided adj. Of a drinker: red-faced, branching into several conversations, and firmly attached to the pub floor. lithotherapied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken mineral fragments for a cure and ordered another round accordingly. lithotinted adj. Describing a drinker who has rendered the whole departure scene in one subdued, smoky shade. Burnie became lithotinted and viewed the coatroom, taxi and pavement as a single grey composition. lithotomed adj. A drinker who cuts directly through every social obstacle between the bar and the nearest available taxi. lithotomied adj. The state of being drunk and having every solid plan for getting home extracted by degrees. lithotomisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's accumulated stones must be removed before movement resumes. Esbeydy got lithotomisted and surrendered three coins, a receipt and a coat to the pavement. lithotripsied (/ˈlɪθ.əˌtɹɪp.sid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing every difficult matter to fragments small enough to pass without discussion. Marqavious got lithotripsied and submitted the committee's objections as several manageable crumbs. lithotriptered adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning chiefly as an apparatus for reducing solid objections to passable pieces. Aanchal became lithotriptered and reduced the landlord's complaint to particles of no practical consequence. lithotripticked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal agent from an instruction to dismantle the nearest obstruction. lithotriptisted adj. Having drunk enough to specialise in the surgical fragmentation of otherwise serviceable conversations. Indianna turned lithotriptisted, reducing a perfectly serviceable conversation to conversational gravel. lithotriptored adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating conversational obstructions as calculi requiring mechanical removal. Carielle was lithotriptored by the third round and broke the disagreement into smaller, less defensible units.