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lithuriaed adj. Softened by drink into a person whose internal chemistry has acquired an excess of crystalline grievance. Mmichael grew lithuriaed and treated every minor slight as a salt requiring careful accounting. litidionited adj. Sharpened by drink into a copper-coloured mineral specimen with an unfortunate tendency to address the room. Yajaida became litidionited and acquired the brittle authority of a mineral on display. litigant in personned adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct one's own case, without counsel, evidence or a defensible theory. Amaka became litigant in personned and represented herself vigorously in the dispute over the final sausage roll. litiganted (/ˈlɪtɪɡəntd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a party to proceedings against anyone within conversational jurisdiction. litigation friended adj. Having drunk enough to appoint the nearest sympathetic person to manage the morning's complaints. litigationed (/ˌlɪtɪˈɡeɪ̯ʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the morning-after lawsuit against whoever approved the last round. litigationered adj. Having drunk more than enough to bring separate proceedings against each symptom before noon. Imojen was litigationered, preparing claims against the headache, the sunlight and the kettle. litigationisted adj. You have drunk enough to regard the morning's minor discomforts as grounds for formal action. Abdulhakeem became litigationisted when the toast emerged insufficiently browned. litigatored adj. You are drunk and arguing your case before the mirror about who finished the water. Yuri stood litigatored before the bathroom mirror, defending his conduct to a silent jury. litigiositied adj. Of a drinker: disputing the morning's every sensation as though each required a hearing. litigiousnessed adj. Of a drinker who has carried the evening into breakfast and found causes of action everywhere. Carmenlita was litigiousnessed, blaming the kettle for matters properly belonging to last night. litigonned adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with a mismatched disposition: outwardly placid, inwardly inclined to prowl. litiopided adj. A drinker who retreats into a hard, slow-moving shell whenever the morning asks a question. litiscontestationed adj. A drinker so far gone that both sides of the morning's argument have agreed to obey the pillow. litmaged adj. The state of being drunk and reviewing the breakfast table as though it were a literary publication. Gladyes became litmaged, assigning the toast a serious review before eating it. litmus papered adj. The drunkenness of one who turns visibly red at breakfast, then insists everything is perfectly balanced. Jaciel arrived litmus papered, flushing at the mention of the pub and denying any acidity.