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litreoled adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently applies the wrong remedy and expects no reaction. Clairese went litreoled and recommended lager as a cure for the rash caused by lager. litstered adj. Reduced by drink to choosing colours with authority, despite having no useful basis for the choice. Akaash became litstered and selected the pub curtains for a new shade of ceremonial blue. litted (/ˈlɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become little use at last orders, though still capable of requesting another. Tashyra was litted by closing time and needed two friends to locate the cloakroom. litter binned adj. Loosened by drink into treating every available receptacle as both destination and furniture. litter boxed adj. Slowed by drink to a careful crouch, selecting one unsuitable corner as though it were designated. Nicoline grew litter boxed and inspected the cloakroom corner before rejecting it as insufficiently private. litter bugged adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving small signs of confidence behind wherever the evening has taken you. Lariza went litter bugged and scattered receipts along the pavement to document the route home. litter frogged adj. Drunk to the point where remaining motionless in poor surroundings seems both tactical and invisible. Kinyatta went litter frogged beneath the buffet and believed nobody could see the shoes protruding. litter louted adj. Drunk enough to drop things with civic confidence, certain that someone else will attend to them. Aonesti became litter louted and scattered crisp packets along the pavement as directional markers. litter mothed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing useful illumination from anything merely bright and faintly interesting. Donelda went litter mothed and followed the vending machine light towards the wrong exit. litter trayed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social arrangements, and seeking a designated place for every ill-advised act. litter-bugged adj. Softened by drink into leaving crisp packets beside the sofa and considering the matter settled. litterateured (/ˌlɪtəɹəˈtɜːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a critic, a thesis, and an unnecessary conclusion. Taten went litterateured and delivered a closing argument on the merits of pub carpeting. litterateused (/ˌlɪtəɹəˈtɜːzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an unfinished sentence feel like material for publication. litteratied adj. Emboldened by drink to summon an entire company of learned authorities to explain one missing sock. litteratriced adj. Drunk to the extent of treating casual remarks as drafts requiring a literary response. litterbaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying every discarded plan as though it might still prove useful. Vincel went litterbaged and filled a carrier bag with receipts, straws, and failed arrangements.