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little emperored adj. The state of being drunk and expecting the pub to provide protection, snacks and unquestioning service. little fingered adj. Drunk on the strength of one small digit, and now saluting the furniture with it. little folked adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding a parliament of imaginary diminutive nobility beneath the table. little friarbirded adj. Drunk by the third round, and making a respectable Australian birdcall at the coat stand. Ro became little friarbirded and addressed the umbrella as though it were native wildlife. little friended adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that five is attainable by adding yourself to anything. Ashaunti went little friended, explaining addition to the barman with two empty glasses. little girl's roomed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private bedroom from a ceremonial chamber for the toys within it. Kenyota went little girl's roomed and tucked the wardrobe in before retiring. little girled adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the solemn enthusiasms, sudden tears and nap schedule of a young child. Taquasia was little girled, delighted by the vending machine and asleep before the taxi arrived. little girls roomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the ladies' lavatory as a salon of final, considerable diplomacy. Durriyah got little girls roomed and held court beside the hand dryers. little girls' roomed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the ladies' lavatory for an institution of refuge and the hand dryer for counsel. Liliana became little girls' roomed and sought constitutional advice from the mirror. little goed adj. Having drunk more than a preliminary examination warrants, and now defending the thesis of another round. Tymere went little goed and presented his case for chips to the entire queue. little grebed adj. You have drunk enough to become a small freshwater bird, paddling gravely through the remains of the party. little green bee-eatered adj. You are drunk and pursuing imaginary insects with the concentrated elegance of a small green bird. Anyi became little green bee-eatered and snapped at flies no one else could see. little green manned (/ˌlɪtəl ˈɡɹin ˌmand/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that an extraterrestrial has arrived, though it is only the barista in a green apron. Kealynn got little green manned and welcomed the barista from another galaxy. little gulled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a migratory seabird's call and none of its navigational restraint. Hinaa went little gulled and cried over the chips as though departing for Scandinavia. little guyed adj. Describing a drinker who has become an ordinary small man, with extraordinary confidence in the queue. Chaydon got little guyed and challenged the tallest person present to a discussion of fairness. little handed adj. A drinker who has mistaken the hour hand for an invitation to announce the time personally. Aniqua went little handed and informed the room that the clock was approaching midnight.