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liturgisted adj. Too drunk to improvise, yet sufficiently organised to follow a prescribed route with ceremonial seriousness. liturgy of the hoursed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a private service for everyone still within earshot. Doloria became liturgy of the hoursed and gave each departing guest a separate blessing. lituused (/ˈlɪtju.əsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to produce a sustained, brassy announcement whenever balance is lost. Khadijatou became lituused and sounded off whenever the staircase changed direction. litvinskited adj. Having drunk more than coordination can accommodate, with several internal parts moving in unrelated directions. litzined adj. You have drunk enough to publish each thought as a small, badly edited literary issue. liulied adj. You are drunk and producing polished, translucent explanations for movements that plainly require assistance. liuti attiorbatied adj. Of a drinker: balanced by several competing supports, with the hands tuning separate arrangements of the body. liutoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a potted flower from a botanical acquisition of international importance. livabilitied adj. Drunk beyond judging whether the spare room, the pavement, or the cloakroom offers the most livable accommodation. Dushawn became livabilitied and rated the coat pile highly for overnight comfort. livablenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that a doorway, a banquette, and the night bus all acquire equal domestic promise. Gustauo was livablenessed, finding the doorway, banquette, and night bus equally suitable for sleeping. live CD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that permits immediate rebooting from the nearest available surface, without installation. Navey went live CD'd and restarted beside the cloakroom without removing his coat. live Internet feeded adj. Drunk to the extent of broadcasting every development of the journey home as it occurs. Estelle became live Internet feeded and reported each traffic light to the group chat. live actioned (/laɪv ˈækʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of events unfolding visibly, with no animation required to make the coat stand move. Junito went live actioned and gave the coat stand a convincing performance of departure. live actored adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing the journey home for an audience that has stopped applauding. Alexxus got live actored and delivered a farewell speech to everyone waiting for taxis. live actressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and capable of turning the collection of one's coat into a leading role. Ante became live actressed while retrieving a scarf from the wrong sleeve. live albumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the evening in a noisy sequence of encores, reprises, and missed trains. Destiny-mae went live albumed and demanded an encore from the departing bus.