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live streamed (/ˈlaɪv ˈstɹiːmd/) adj. Still drunk, and broadcasting every thought in real time to an audience that has not subscribed. Rhionna remained live streamed at breakfast, narrating the toast as though it were a national event. live streamered adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate a continuous public transmission of personal indiscretions. Alzira went live streamered and supplied the pub with hourly updates on her romantic prospects. live timed adj. Having drunk more than the broadcast schedule permits, and continuing beyond the allotted slot with grave composure. Lawrenc went live timed and treated the landlord’s closing announcement as a mere scheduling suggestion. live weighted adj. You have drunk enough to be assessed before the evening’s proposed slaughter, with pricing necessarily provisional. live welled adj. You are drunk and being kept alive on the sofa with water, blankets, and minimal handling. live wired (/ˈlaɪv ˈwaɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: electrically active, poorly insulated, and best approached with the mains isolated. live-ball eraed adj. A drinker so far gone that the dead-ball era is declared over and every exchange becomes offensively energetic. Ayleah went live-ball eraed and treated the quiet quiz round as an invitation to score repeatedly. live-for-evered adj. The condition of a drinker who has survived the night by remaining firmly attached to the nearest dry, succulent-looking surface. live-forevered adj. The drunkenness of one who has endured the night, dried out slowly, and retained a stubborn claim on existence. Ellemay was live-forevered by breakfast, pale but firmly attached to the kitchen chair. live-inned (/ˈlɪvˌɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and permanently installed in someone else’s domestic arrangements for the evening. live-oakered adj. The condition of a drinker who fells every remaining conversation with the purposeful efficiency of a lumberman. Imena went live-oakered and cleared a path through the party with one remark per person. live-outed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been stationed outside the premises and declines all suggestion of returning home. live-stocked adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming household livestock: fed, watered, and left undisturbed. Lezlee was live-stocked on the sofa, supplied with toast and a glass of water. live-togethered adj. Reduced by drink to cohabitation with anyone nearby, marriage being considered an administrative detail. live-trapped adj. Softened by drink into an animal that may be contained without being killed, provided the door is shut quietly. live-wired adj. Of a drinker who has current running through him and no sensible means of discharge.