liver function tested
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liver function tested adj. Sharpened by drink into examining every bodily sign as evidence for a confident but unrequested diagnosis. Lachan became liver function tested and assessed everyone's complexion beneath the pub lighting. liver of antimonied adj. Loosened by drink into a brittle black compound of certainty, liable to settle on everything nearby. Saif went liver of antimonied and left a dark, confident verdict on every conversation.
liver rotted adj. Emboldened by drink to declare ordinary digestive discomfort a long-established infestation. Emy-jade got liver rotted and advised the landlord that parasites had taken strategic positions. liver saltsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes mineral remedies appear an adequate policy for indigestion and poor planning alike. Norbert became liver saltsed and prescribed a mineral cure for the party's logistical failures. liver sausaged adj. Drunk and spreadable in conversation, pressing heavily into every available subject. Hannha got liver sausaged and spread her account of the evening across four unwilling listeners. liver spotted adj. Drunk to the point where every mark on the wall appears to be a significant sun-darkened blemish. Angeliq became liver spotted and identified a suspicious brown mark above the optics. liver winged adj. Drunk enough to choose the more complicated route merely because it appears better balanced. liverayed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a uniformed servant carrying water very carefully. liverberried adj. Drunk beyond recognising a small woodland plant, yet confident enough to give it a Latin name. Aylssa got liverberried and identified the hedge as a perennial before leaning against it. livered (/ˈlɪvəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every chemical reaction seems an invitation to intervene. liveried (/ˈlɪv.ɹid/) adj. Drunk and dressed as though the household had issued a uniform for the evening. Drusella became liveried and began serving water to guests who had not requested it. liveringed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a dense savoury pudding seem the obvious basis for further decisions. Dianney went liveringed and proposed a sausage-based timetable for the rest of the night. liverishnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every slight unease becomes grounds for a firm and elaborate theory. liverleafed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an unremarkable plant into a matter for solemn botanical authority. Royle became liverleafed and delivered a lecture on liverworts beside the cigarette machine. liverloafed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming compact, savoury, and certain that frying will improve the situation. Corrie got liverloafed and recommended frying the remaining problems until crisp.
livermoriumed (/ˌlɪvəɹˈmɔːɹiəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an element with atomic number 116, and behaving as though that settles the argument. Anglique went livermoriumed and cited atomic number 116 in support of leaving immediately.