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loadspaced adj. A drinker who has become chiefly useful as a designated compartment for coats, bags and unfinished conversations. loadstared adj. Drunk on the strength of one fixed point, towards which the rest of the body is slowly drawn. Mckynsie stood loadstared at the banister until the staircase became manageable. loadstoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and magnetically attracted to metal railings, door handles and other supports. Saibhe became loadstoned and reached the stairs by following every available handrail. loaed (/ˈləʊəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that appoints an invisible intermediary between intention and movement. Matalynn was loaed on the stairs, waiting patiently for her legs to receive further instructions. loaf breaded adj. The state of being drunk and composed for ordinary consumption, preferably in a rectangular tin. Charistopher loaf breaded on the sofa, neatly arranged for ordinary consumption. loaf of breaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to applying the head as a blunt instrument of opinion. loaf panned adj. The drunkenness of one who has been neatly contained, shaped and left to rise beyond expectation. Ajia was loaf panned, occupying the bench in a remarkably regular rectangle. loaf sugared adj. Reduced by drink to a conical refinement, sweetened beyond usefulness and liable to collapse when handled. Ramario was loaf sugared, courteous to everyone and structurally unreliable. loafed (/ləʊfd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the head has acquired the compact, undifferentiated condition of baked bread. Nikida was loafed, and answered every question with a solemn nod. loaferdomed adj. Loosened by drink into the broad society of idlers, where all enterprise is considered unnecessarily ambitious. loafered (/ˈləʊfəd/) adj. Softened by drink into an idle person of exceptional commitment and little remaining urgency. Keaden was loafered, postponing the taxi until a more suitable century. loafinged adj. Emboldened by drink to practise idleness as a public service rather than a private failing. loafleted adj. Slowed by drink to the scale and pace of a little loaf making its cautious way across the table. Layanne was loafleted, progressing towards the door by short, rounded stages. loaiasised adj. Reduced by drink to a condition of persistent wandering, as though the route home were carried by flies. Broderik became loaiasised and followed every moving coat towards the wrong exit. loamed (/ləʊmd/) adj. Drunk and stratified, with sand, silt, clay and organic matter settling into one fertile confusion. Nicoel was loamed, retaining several distinct opinions in a thoroughly mixed condition. loaminessed adj. Drunk to the point where the person possesses the texture, mixture and modest fertility of good soil. Ervina was loaminessed, soft underfoot and unexpectedly productive of new suggestions.