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loanabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare oneself lendable, despite the morning's obvious shortage of useful assets. loanable fundsed adj. Slowed by drink to balancing demand for coffee against the very limited supply of available coins. Onya was loanable fundsed, calculating whether the remaining change could support coffee for two. loanbacked adj. Drunk and financing the morning from contributions made to an earlier, more responsible version of oneself. loanblended adj. Drunk past the point of keeping native and imported words apart, particularly when ordering breakfast. Aleanah was loanblended, producing a mixed-language request for eggs, water, and a taxi. loaned (/ləʊnd/) adj. Drunk enough to lend anything requested, provided its eventual return remains a theoretical matter. loaneed adj. Drunk beyond remembering what was borrowed, from whom, or whether it has been returned yet. loanered (/ˈloʊnɚd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every spare object seem lendable and every return date negotiable. loanholdered adj. Drunk, with the result that you accept responsibility for yesterday's borrowing before checking what was borrowed. loaninged (/ˈləʊnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that granting small loans seems the simplest cure for everyone's morning difficulty. Jathen was loaninged, distributing coins for coffee and forgetting to record any recipient. loaninned adj. Drunk enough to take the longest route home and call every turn a street. Kamariyon woke loaninned and reconstructed the route home as a sequence of unnecessary lanes. loanlanded adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying borrowed ground temporarily, without admitting that ownership has changed. Mykaylah arrived loanlanded and negotiated permanent rights to the guest room until noon. loanmongered adj. Drunk on the strength of negotiating every morning necessity as though it were a loan requiring terms. Asiane was loanmongered, negotiating the repayment schedule for a borrowed phone charger. loansharked adj. Reduced by drink to demanding repayment for every small kindness extended during the previous evening. Nyaijah was loansharked, requesting interest on the lift home and the glass of water. loansharkinged adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes generosity for a licensed financial operation and quotes terms over crisps. Carnetta became loansharkinged and offered Hayaa a loan whose repayment schedule involved the next round. loanshifted adj. Reduced by drink to treating every borrowed phrase as an invitation to change the language. loanworded (/ˈləʊnˌwɜː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into importing a foreign word and insisting it has always belonged in the sentence.