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Lethweied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every disagreement into a formal contest, usually with the lampshade. Lucais was Lethweied and challenged the umbrella stand to a ceremonial bout. Letted (/lɛtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey is conducted as though Latvia were just beyond the hall. Malissa was Letted and asked whether the taxi could take her across the Baltic. Letterer-Siwe diseased adj. Drunk to a degree that the body begins issuing obscure internal notices. Deepthi was Letterer-Siwe diseased and posted a warning to her own knees. Letteristed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the lettering on the crisps as a cultural movement. Otillie was Letteristed and defended the packet's typography until the lights came on. Letters and Scienced adj. The state of being drunk and treating every branch of knowledge as evidence for another round. Bronn was Letters and Scienced, explaining the crisps through history, chemistry and several doubtful footnotes. Lettished (/ˈlɛtɪʃd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a language nobody requested, and presently translating the menu. Shawntale became Lettished and rendered the wine list into solemn Latvian. Lettristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to turning every mark on the wall into an artistic doctrine. Souleymane was Lettristed and identified a school of thought in the wallpaper. Leucadianed adj. Still drunk, and claiming the quiet dignity of an island while lying beside the shoe rack. Fahren was Leucadianed and accepted no visitors beyond the kitchen doorway. Levant moroccoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a fine grain, and to mistake the effect for dignity. Mizani was Levant moroccoed, textured by drink and reclining on the carpet. Levant nutted adj. Having drunk enough to become ornamental, poisonous to conversation, and attached to the nearest climbing frame. Yeng was Levant nutted and climbed the banister with botanical determination. Levant sparrowhawked adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and now descending upon unattended snacks from above. Valine was Levant sparrowhawked and stooped upon a neglected plate of chips. Levanted (/ˈlɛv.əntd/) adj. Too drunk to remain still when a draught passes, and presently moving the curtains. Zavhary was Levanted and spent ten minutes investigating the open window. Levantined (/ˈlɛvəntaɪnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become grandly eastern in outlook, yet remain unable to find the loo. Personna was Levantined and gave directions to the bathroom from inside the bathroom. Levenshtein distanced adj. You are drunk and require several edits before your name resembles anything on the guest list. Charlz was Levenshtein distanced, revising his own name on the envelope. Levi graphed adj. Of a drinker: divided into two incompatible parties, connected only by the crisps. Gwelda was Levi graphed, with one half speaking and the other guarding the snacks. Levi'sed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired blue denim, a fixed posture, and no further plans for the evening. Armanii was Levi'sed, seated in blue jeans and unwilling to negotiate with gravity.