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lobbyered adj. Drunk, with the result that even fetching a glass of water becomes a matter for negotiation. Amberle went lobbyered and negotiated with the kitchen tap before filling the glass. lobbygowed (/ˈlɒbiɡaʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and sent on small household errands with diminishing prospects of return. Josiahs was lobbygowed towards the kitchen for water and returned with a blanket. lobbyinged adj. Still drunk, and making repeated approaches to the kitchen without completing the intended errand. lobbyismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a household preference from a political platform, particularly concerning the sofa. lobbyisted (/ˈlɒ.bi.ɪstd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to persuade the household towards another cushion, another drink, or both. lobbymanned adj. Having drunk enough to campaign for the sofa with the solemnity of a parliamentary appointment. lobcocked adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can accommodate with dignity, and now lying slackly across it. Ayce was lobcocked on the sofa, one hand near the glass of water and the other nowhere useful. lobectomied adj. You are drunk and have removed one entire portion of the evening from reliable memory. lobed (/ləʊbd/) adj. You have drunk enough to divide yourself among the sofa, the cushions, and the floor. lobefinned adj. Of a drinker: moving from kitchen to sofa with broad, jointed gestures and little urgency. Haider-ali went lobefinned across the room, carrying the water with both hands. lobefooted adj. Of a drinker who has spread their toes for stability, particularly on the kitchen tiles. Vernicia stood lobefooted by the sink, concentrating on the glass of water. lobeglitazoned adj. Describing a drinker who has settled heavily, metabolically and domestically, into the sofa. lobeleted adj. A drinker who has divided the sofa into small personal territories and defended each one. lobeliaded adj. Drunk to a degree that the beer garden becomes an entire genus of flowering plants. Ellisen went lobeliaded and began cataloguing the hanging baskets by the smoking shelter. lobeliaed (/loʊˈbiːliəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every flower in the pub is treated as a relation. lobelined adj. Drunk on the strength of a white powder, while claiming the bar snacks were responsible. Dessie looked lobelined after the last round and blamed the salt on his crisps.