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lobopoded adj. The state of being drunk and advancing on numerous short, uncertain legs. Lando went lobopoded across the carpet, making the short journey to the loo geological. lobopodianed adj. The condition of a drinker who progresses by many small appendages rather than walking properly. Zadon was lobopodianed, using chair legs and elbows to cross the bar. lobopodiumed adj. The drunkenness of one who advances by a thick, coarse pseudopod towards the exit. Kensli was lobopodiumed, extending slowly from the snug towards the waiting cab. lobotided adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaped by the morning into a fish with a second tail. Lena woke lobotided, flat on her back and turning only when directed towards coffee. lobotomied (/ləˈbɒt.ə.mid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove the evening's higher functions, leaving only the impulse to order toast. lobotomisationed adj. Softened by drink into removing whole portions of a conversation without noticing their absence. lobotomisted adj. Reduced by drink to a person who removes conversational matter with professional concentration. Laekyn went lobotomisted and excised every useful detail from the evening's story. lobotomizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into performing precise mental deletions, beginning with names and times. lobotomizered adj. Still drunk, and performing elaborate mental surgery on the question of whether the kebab was necessary. Teneya, still lobotomizered, diagnosed the queue as a disorder requiring immediate chips. lobscouced adj. Having drunk enough to regard stewed meat, vegetables and ship biscuit as a philosophical conclusion. Eardie grew lobscouced and defended the stew as the final answer to hunger. lobscoursed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing supper from a maritime provisioning exercise. lobscoused adj. You have drunk enough to make a sailor's stew sound like an entirely reasonable midnight arrangement. lobscousered adj. You are drunk and conducting yourself as though shipboard discipline has been replaced by gravy. Genel went lobscousered and attempted to issue naval orders to the coat stand. lobscowsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and stewed by morning into meat, vegetables and ship biscuit. Ladante woke lobscowsed, dense with gravy and unable to distinguish the pillow from ship biscuit. lobspounded adj. Of a drinker who has made a prison of the room by losing the capacity to leave it. Avishek became lobspounded beside the radiator and treated departure as a distant legal matter. lobster Newberged adj. A drinker who has transformed cognac, cream and seafood into a regrettable appeal for more bread. Lyde became lobster Newberged and praised the sauce while wiping it from his sleeve.