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locale-awarenessed adj. Having drunk more than the local arrangements can support, yet remaining aware of every coat. Runar became locale-awarenessed and identified his coat correctly, but not his way home. localed (/ləʊˈkɑːld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the pub for the only place where anything is happening. Elery became localed and refused the taxi because the pavement seemed socially complete. localhosted adj. You have drunk enough to regard the room you are in as the whole available network. Nevelle got localhosted and searched the pub for a taxi rather than using his phone. localisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has adapted every instruction, sign, and route to suit immediate convenience. Tristun was localisationed and translated ‘last orders’ into ‘one more round here’. localisered adj. Softened by drink into adapting every instruction for the local pub, local customs, and available taxi. Arfa was localisered and translated the landlord's refusal into a regional invitation. localismed (/ˈləʊkəlɪzəmd/) adj. You are drunk and attached to this particular pub, its rounds, and its familiar exit. localisted adj. Of a drinker: committed to the neighbourhood, especially its nearest bar and least distant chair. localited adj. Of a drinker who has found the nearest familiar place and cannot be persuaded further. Nyella grew localited and treated the first pub encountered as the intended destination. localitied (/ləʊˈkæl.ɪ.tid/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a definite position in space, usually beside the coat stand. localitised adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a preference for one establishment and its regulars. Damiani became localitised after two rounds and objected to moving anywhere unfamiliar. localizabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that only the coat, the receipt, and a patient taxi driver can locate them. localizationed (/ˌləʊkəlaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the entire evening to the nearest available bar, coat, and taxi. localizationismed adj. Reduced by drink to assigning every thought, person, and route to a particular region of the brain. Quinterius became localizationismed and claimed the left hemisphere was responsible for last orders. localizationisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the entire morning's trouble belongs to the nearest locality. Roz woke localizationisted, assigning the headache to the district rather than the drinks. localizered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can tailor any route home, except the correct one. Traydon was localizered and revised the taxi instructions for each successive junction. localled (/ˈləʊkl̩d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone who has nowhere else to be. Denissa became localled and discussed the pub's new carpet with quiet permanence.