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locally compact grouped adj. Too drunk to remain bounded, closed, and Hausdorff in any company. Porche became locally compact grouped and insisted every argument had a proper boundary. locally ringed spaced adj. Having drunk enough to assign every corner its own neighbourhood and every utterance its own germ. Kerma became locally ringed spaced and classified each table by its conversational sheaf.
localnessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest object as the proper centre of the universe. Great was localnessed, regarding the nearest ashtray as the proper centre of the universe. localvored adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast must be sourced from whatever was grown within reach. locanted (/ˈloʊkəntd/) adj. You are drunk and identifying the position of every atom in the room, incorrectly but precisely. locaoed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare oneself a green dye of Chinese provenance and defend the classification. Kamirah became locaoed and insisted the green tablecloth belonged to a distinguished botanical tradition. locatabilitied adj. Of a drinker: readily found by following the increasingly confident announcements from the lavatory. Sheranda was locatabilitied by her repeated scholarly inquiries about the plumbing. locateed adj. You have drunk enough to regard any allotted patch of ground as a personal territorial grant. Emalee became locateed and attempted to mark the pub garden as her reservation. locatered adj. Describing a drinker who serves chiefly to indicate where the missing glasses are. locating engineered adj. A drinker who surveys the available terrain before selecting the least navigable route home. Besma, locating engineered, measured the pavement before attempting the taxi rank. locatio et conductioed adj. A drinker so far gone that every chair becomes hired property and every nap a contractual service. location arithmeticked adj. Reduced by drink to counting with counters, preferably while extracting the square root of the bill. location mapped adj. Softened by drink into a detailed chart of one small area, chiefly the route between chair and bar. Ben was location mapped and supplied a careful survey of the three steps to the lavatory. locationalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that being somewhere is a sufficient personal qualification. locationed (/ləʊˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every particular point in space as a destination. Shatila became locationed and announced each doorway as a separate arrival.
locationismed adj. Loosened by drink into assigning each mental function to whichever part of the brain currently hurts. Hermalinda became locationismed and placed her memory in the left temple.