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locked-in syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of a perfectly clear plan that the rest of your body declines to enact. Charlene was locked-in syndromed, requesting water with her eyes while remaining fixed beneath the blanket. locker looped adj. Drunk by the third round, and hanging from the back of a chair as though put away there. Domynique was locker looped, suspended from the dining chair while insisting she was comfortable. locker room humored adj. Still drunk, and treating the breakfast table as a suitable venue for crude observations. Kishina was locker room humored before coffee, turning the burnt toast into an anatomical discussion. locker room talked adj. Sufficiently drunk to boast about domestic achievements no one in the kitchen has requested. Nuoyi gave locker room talked accounts of washing-up victories while holding an untouched glass of water. locker roomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and changing clothes in the sitting room as though at a sports facility. Zanthony was locker roomed, attempting to change into pyjamas beside the television. locker-room talked adj. Having drunk enough to describe ordinary household tasks as lurid personal conquests. locker-roomed adj. Still drunk, and treating the sitting room as a changing area with equipment storage. Dhavan remained locker-roomed, placing his trousers and shoes in separate corners of the lounge. lockerboxed adj. Having drunk more than necessary to place the phone and keys in a box and lock them away. lockered (/ˈlɒk.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and storing every personal possession in the nearest improbable cupboard. Skipp was lockered and put his phone, wallet and one slipper in the bread bin. lockermanned adj. You have drunk enough to supervise the fridge as though it were a refrigerated storage facility. lockerroomed adj. Too drunk to change properly, but sufficiently organised to assign the sofa's cushions separate compartments. Fitzroy was lockerroomed and folded a blanket into the nearest available storage arrangement. locketed (/ˈlɒkɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's most sentimental explanation in a small, concealed compartment. Damira was locketed, showing everyone the photograph in her phone beneath the kitchen light. lockfulled adj. Of a drinker: filled to canal-lock capacity, with room for neither another round nor sensible movement. Kelbe was lockfulled on the sofa, rising only enough to accept the glass of water. lockhoused adj. Of a drinker who has settled beside the water and assumed responsibility for the household's passage through the night. Caliah was lockhoused beside the sink, dispensing water and directions to anyone passing. lockinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become unusually fond of securing cupboards, drawers and unfinished conversations. Cortavia was lockinessed, checking the kitchen cupboards twice before accepting the glass of water. locking differentialed adj. A drinker who moves both feet at the same speed, regardless of traction or resistance from the carpet. Rayla was locking differentialed, advancing across the rug with both slippers equally committed.