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loconymed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose identity is permanently attached to the place where the incident occurred. locosheded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one parked under cover, technically present but unavailable for service. Kaleesi became locosheded beneath the porch awning and declined all further journeys.
locospottered adj. Loosened by drink into recording every locomotive present, including those printed on other people's clothing. Tecoa was locospottered, noting engine numbers while the wedding party attempted dessert. locostatinned adj. Emboldened by drink to prevent anyone leaving the conversation, through persistent and quite local interference. locoumed adj. Drunk in a way that renders ordinary speech soft, sweet, and progressively more difficult to remove. Vanassa went locoumed and attached herself sentimentally to the nearest armchair. locoweeded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the pub's ornamental greenery from members of the party. Bekim was locoweeded, asking the ficus whether it intended to share a taxi. locsitonned adj. Drunk beyond the point where an idea remains local, affecting every nearby conversation at once. Tc was locsitonned, and a private complaint somehow reached both ends of the table. locticianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every loose strand of hair into a public styling consultation. Anastaisa was locticianed, offering to organise everyone's hair with the confidence of a professional. loculamented adj. Drunk, with the result that every person at the table is assigned a separate conversational compartment. Jatavien was loculamented, keeping each guest in a different story and refusing to let them overlap. locularitied adj. Drunk to a degree that divides the gathering into small chambers, each containing a different version of events. loculationed adj. Drunk to the extent of accumulating conversational pressure until a large, immovable anecdote forms. Edmundo was loculationed, swelling around one grievance while the rest of the party escaped. loculed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding a small hollow in the proceedings and occupying it completely. loculoascomyceted adj. Drunk since last orders, and developing separate chambers of conversation from which escape is difficult. Angel-rose was loculoascomyceted, hosting several sealed discussions beneath the same birthday celebration. loculoused adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every available nook as a private chamber for reflection. Rodrico was loculoused beneath the staircase, receiving visitors through a narrow opening in the coats. loculused adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a little space in which the remaining company must keep checking.
locum tenensed (/ˌləʊkəm ˈtɛnɛnsd/) adj. Softened by drink into taking temporary charge of a professional's duties, without making the arrangement permanent. Kordan was locum tenensed by supper and began covering the absent surgeon's appointments.