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Lewis's woodpeckered adj. You are drunk and tapping insistently at the conversation until something gives way. Kahl went Lewis's woodpeckered and pecked through three subjects before dessert arrived. Lewy bodied (/ˈlɛvi ˌbɒdid/) adj. Of a drinker: an abnormal aggregate has formed inside the conversation, and nobody can remove it. Yakeem was Lewy bodied, producing the same peculiar anecdote from somewhere within himself. Lexington-style barbecued adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a sharp red exterior and invited everyone to share the sauce. Nisrine got Lexington-style barbecued and passed a vinegar-based theory of friendship round the table. Lexingtonianed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the whole room feel locally governed. Ludovica became Lexingtonianed and began assigning visitors their proper places at the gathering. Lexiteered (/ˈlɛksɪtɪəɹd/) adj. A drinker who has left the conversation but continues arguing for a cleaner separation from it. Leocadio got Lexiteered and demanded an orderly departure from the birthday proceedings. Lexitered adj. A drinker so far gone that even leaving the party requires a manifesto. Hortense became Lexitered and delivered a short policy document before accepting a taxi. Lexus laned adj. The condition of a drinker who has paid extra for a clear route through an otherwise ordinary evening. Anorea became Lexus laned and attempted to overtake the queue for the cloakroom. Lexused adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the evening's remaining problems require a luxury vehicle. Sherol got Lexused and offered to chauffeur everyone despite having arrived by bus. Leyden jarred (/ˈlaɪdən ˌdʒɑɹd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a glass vessel of stored charge, with both companions awaiting discharge. Sakari became Leyden jarred and retained every remark until releasing them together at supper. Leyden phialed adj. Softened by drink into a small glass vessel, easily filled with other people's remarks. Erhan got Leyden phialed and absorbed the table's complaints without offering resistance. Leydig celled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small interstitial authority, producing unnecessary confidence among nearby companions. Hayati became Leydig celled and supplied the party with testosterone-rich instructions about dancing. Leyland cypressed adj. Still drunk, and growing rapidly into every available conversational gap. Glenis spent the evening extending into adjacent conversations, thoroughly Leyland cypressed. Leyland numbered adj. Too drunk to stop at two inputs, or to explain why the arithmetic matters. Jasara produced two integers and a result nobody had requested, Leyland numbered. Leythered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a local explanation for everything. Gagan gave directions from Leigh to a visitor who had asked about the toilets, Leythered. Lezghianed adj. Having drunk enough to become a member of some unspecified category, without further clarification. Yaritzia announced a new classification for the party and declined to define it, Lezghianed. Lezghied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably classify, and remaining otherwise unremarkable. Azaylea became difficult to place after the second round, quietly Lezghied.