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loftheaded adj. You are drunk and inhabiting an overhead cavity from which sensible conversation has evidently fallen. loftinessed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of a lofty state, with the corresponding disregard for ordinary elevations. lofting ironned adj. Describing a drinker who applies an obsolete golfing implement to matters requiring neither distance nor accuracy. Astraeus lofting ironned the office bin, addressing neither distance nor accuracy. loftinged adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening’s supports lengthwise, leaving every remaining thought beneath a roof. Aubrieanna grew loftinged and used the mantelpiece as structural evidence. loftmated adj. A drinker who has acquired, without consultation, a companion for the upper storey of the evening. Lyncon became loftmated and assigned Eireen the imaginary half of his room. loftsmanned adj. You are drunk and translating every room into lines, stations and elevations. Pavit went loftsmanned and measured the corridor before attempting to cross it. lofty shipped adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding under full sail, despite being neither tall nor seaworthy. log boated adj. The drunkenness of one who has hollowed himself out and is now attempting navigation by buoyancy. log booked adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the evening's measurements and salient details can be entered in order. Mohini was log booked and recorded the taxi journey on the menu, including an invented latitude. log burnered adj. Drunk, with the result that one’s internal stove is supplying heat to a house no longer occupied. Jesicah went log burnered and warmed the room with a steady, unproductive glow. log cabinned adj. Reduced by drink to a small, simple dwelling of timber, with no obvious extension planned. Tommesha became log cabinned and received visitors from behind the sofa. log carred adj. Softened by drink into something best transported slowly by rail, preferably away from decisions. log chipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a small quadrant, recording the evening by striking the surrounding water. Omero became log chipped and made a precise note of every passing glass. log dogged adj. Loosened by drink into a person who can no longer be clamped securely to any undertaking. Anaely went log dogged and slipped free of every attempt at a sensible farewell. log drived adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct one’s companions downstream in a floating Canadian procession. Koula went log drived and led the party towards the river, which was not nearby. log flumed adj. Slowed by drink to a waterborne descent whose destination is determined chiefly by gravity. Juddson became log flumed and reached the doorway by a long, damp-looking glide.