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log-onned adj. Drunk, with the result that entering the evening requires credentials nobody can remember. Marielys was log-onned and tried three passwords before asking the coat stand for access. logKOW'd adj. A drinker who partitions himself unequally between the bar and the nearest source of water.
logaedicked adj. Drunk enough to recite verse in irregular feet while making the hangover scan. logan breaded adj. Emboldened by drink to climb any staircase on the grounds that provisions have made you indestructible. loganamnosised adj. Sharpened by drink into an obsession with a forgotten word, remembered only as having been important. loganated adj. Loosened by drink into a salt or ester of the morning's original self, soluble in tea. Mon was loganated by breakfast, dissolving gradually under the influence of hot, sweet tea. loganberried adj. Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible recollections and present the hybrid as breakfast. Jesse-john was loganberried, blending two accounts of the night into one plausible fruit. loganiaed (/ləʊˈɡeɪnɪəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a plant waiting for Australian weather to change. loganic acided adj. Drunk and converted by the morning into a precursor of something more complicated. loganinned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's sweetness is enclosed in a glycosidic shell. Priya was loganinned, pleasant on the surface and resistant to immediate analysis. loganned (/ˈloʊɡənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who rocks gently between upright and horizontal until breakfast decides. Mataio remained loganned beside the sofa, balanced by cushions and habit. logaoedicked (/lɒɡəˈiːdɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of prose, with every account of the evening arriving as verse. Dhyani was logaoedicked by breakfast, recounting the taxi in lines of uncertain length. logaphasiaed adj. Drunk beyond speech, though the intended sentence remains visibly present. logarithmancied (/lɒɡəˈɹɪðmənsid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's outcome seem divinable from its quantities. Domina was logarithmancied, reading the number of glasses as an omen for breakfast. logarithmanded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the number from which every subsequent calculation is made.
logarithmed (/ˈlɒɡ.ə.ɹɪ.ð(ə)md/) adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every morning quantity to the exponent needed to reach it.