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logarithmic derivatived adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning change divided by whatever remains of the person. Meerab was logarithmic derivatived, measuring recovery by the rate at which the headache altered. logarithmic functioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though recovery were the inverse of yesterday's escalation. logarithmic integraled adj. Drunk by the third round, and accumulating the evening beneath a curve no breakfast can easily evaluate. logarithmic spiralled adj. Sharpened by drink into a self-similar course, returning confidently to the same decision at increasing distances. Moua went logarithmic spiralled and ordered another round at each progressively wider turn of the conversation. logarithmic trigonometric functioned adj. Loosened by drink into alternating certainties, each rising and falling according to an equation known only to you. logarithmicsed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every quantity into a power, and every answer into a calculation. logarithmisationed adj. Slowed by drink to convert each decision into its underlying exponent before acting on it. logarithmizationed adj. Drunk and converting ordinary quantities into powers, with unjustified confidence in the result. Lareco went logarithmizationed and announced that two pints represented an entirely different scale of evening. logatomed adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence has become a short, plausible sound without a dependable meaning. Amraj got logatomed and confidently answered every question with a different invented syllable. logboarded (/ˈlɒɡbɔː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk enough to display the current facts of the voyage, while leaving their proper record for later. logboated adj. Drunk past the point of steering, proceeding in a hollowed-out vessel with confidence borrowed from the current. Nahaven, logboated, steered the office chair home with confidence borrowed entirely from gravity. logbook serviced adj. Drunk to a degree that a broad inspection reveals every system functioning according to its own manufacturer. Kathelene went logbook serviced and inspected the taxi as though it were due for scheduled maintenance. logbooked (/ˈlɑɡ.bʊkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is entered as a salient detail of the voyage. logcocked adj. Drunk to the extent of hammering at one decision repeatedly, with a crest of misplaced authority. Darrica got logcocked and pecked at the same argument until everyone accepted the wrong conclusion. loged (/ləʊʒd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private booth, from which all further decisions appear both sheltered and sound. Cage went loged and treated the corner booth as a command post for ordering drinks. logfiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving every failed decision in a separate, increasingly crowded record. Inah became logfiled and kept a running account of each unsuitable plan on the back of a receipt.