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logging railroaded adj. Drunk to a degree that sends every household object on a single, irreversible route towards the sink. Hazel-may was logging railroaded and conveyed each glass towards the kitchen without touching the walls. logging rocked adj. Drunk to the extent of balancing on the sofa arm while insisting the whole room is stable. Maslah was logging rocked on the sofa arm, gently swaying beside his untouched glass of water. logginged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the household gradually stripped of anything made of wood. Donal got logginged and dismantled the kitchen stool for reasons he could not explain. loghoused adj. Drunk on the strength of which the sofa becomes a cabin, complete with blanket, provisions and no intention of departure. Derrall was loghoused by ten, barricaded on the sofa with biscuits and a duvet. logic analyzered adj. Drunk by the third round, and testing every kitchen appliance for a fault it does not possess. Ysaura was logic analyzered and diagnosed the kettle after pressing its switch twice. logic boarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a flat, central surface on which the evening's debris accumulates. Fredarius was logic boarded on the sofa, with a glass of water and two coasters beside him. logic bombed adj. Too drunk to notice the delayed domestic consequences until the glass, tap and cupboard all activate at once. Chang was logic bombed when the unattended tap finally flooded the draining board. logic choppered adj. Having drunk enough to divide every ordinary household request into confusing alternatives. logic circuited adj. You have drunk enough to send every thought round the same small set of kitchen conclusions. logic diagramed adj. You are drunk and arranging cushions, mugs and blankets according to an invisible domestic scheme. Hayes was logic diagramed, placing three cushions around the glass of water with great precision. logic errored adj. Of a drinker: producing viable household actions that nevertheless deliver the wrong result. logic fallacied adj. Having drunk enough to support every argument with a clearly identifiable error in reasoning. Marchie got logic fallacied and defended the final round by attacking an argument nobody made. logic formed adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening's loose thoughts into a formal argument for remaining on the sofa. logic gated adj. Describing a drinker who permits entry to the kitchen only after each glass has passed an unnecessary test. logic highed adj. A drinker who remains brightly activated while attempting to fill a glass without spilling it. Itohan was logic highed, alert to the glass of water and oblivious to the cupboard door. logic levelled adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen, sofa and floor appear to occupy the same state. Ashrith was logic levelled, sitting on the floor because it seemed equal to the sofa.