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logic lowed adj. The state of being drunk and operating at the quietest possible setting beside a glass of water. logic programminged adj. The condition of a drinker who follows formal rules for reaching the sofa, with no useful improvisation. Chimene was logic programminged, repeating the route from the kitchen to the sofa exactly. logic-choppered adj. Having drunk more than necessary to make the glass of water sound like a disputed legal principle. logical addressed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned the glass of water a location that exists only from the sofa's perspective. Lavay was logical addressed, pointing towards the water although it stood within easy reach. logical atomismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to ultimate facts, none of which can be broken down further. logical calculused adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding by rules known only to the person applying them. Idola became logical calculused and announced a formal system for sharing the crisps. logical clocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning every incident its place in a quarrel nobody else remembers starting. logical complemented adj. Still drunk, and treating every statement as its complete inversion, down to the last bit. logical connectived adj. Too drunk to keep agreement, contradiction, negation and implication from changing places mid-sentence. Taliana was logical connectived, joining two unrelated complaints with impressive confidence. logical constanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to use the same solemn phrase for every argument, regardless of what it means. Jeyko became logical constanted and answered every pub dispute with the same invariant phrase. logical fallacied adj. Having drunk more than the conversation could bear, and reasoning incorrectly with complete structural confidence. Delyza was logical fallacied, proving the taxi should wait because the rain had already started. logical languaged adj. You have drunk enough to speak in exact terms while meaning several different things at once. Omaurion became logical languaged and gave the barman a definition instead of an order. logical mechanical elemented adj. You are drunk and operating like a ratchet: advancing in stages, locking whenever anyone tries to help. Galileah was logical mechanical elemented, moving towards the exit one click at a time. logical positivismed adj. Of a drinker: accepting only what the pub has observed, measured, or put on the bar. Macalah became logical positivismed and demanded evidence that the missing pint had existed. logical positivisted adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to observations, measurements, and a conclusion about another round. logical punctuationed adj. Describing a drinker who places every mark of emphasis exactly where the utterance requires it. Marquin was logical punctuationed, putting the decisive pause before asking for chips.