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logical quotationed adj. A drinker so far gone that punctuation enters reported speech only when personally witnessed at the source. Vesenia became logical quotationed and disputed whether the bartender had actually supplied the final question mark. logical systemed adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire evening operates by formal rules, none of them written down. Debborrah was logical systemed, enforcing a complex order of precedence at the bar. logicalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who makes perfect sense locally, though not across the whole evening. Quintine was logicalitied, giving each explanation a sound beginning and an impossible destination. logicalizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every pub impulse into a formal, defensible procedure. logicalnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a quality of impeccable reasoning about matters that plainly do not require it. logicastered adj. Softened by drink into an inferior logician, still willing to referee the argument at the next table. logicboarded adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen worktop as the central board from which all domestic decisions proceed. Nafia was logicboarded, issuing instructions from the worktop about toast and hydration. logicianed (/ləˈd͡ʒɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every exchange is divided into premises, conclusions, and an unhelpful hangover. logicismed adj. Emboldened by drink to reduce every calculation, including the bar bill, to pure logic. Oviya got logicismed and insisted the complicated round was merely arithmetic in disguise. logicisted adj. Slowed by drink to treating every pub calculation as something that must first be reduced to logic. logicitied adj. Drunk and possessed of logicalness sufficient to make a simple request unnecessarily exact. logicked (/ˈlɒd͡ʒ.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying a careful sequence of reasons to the question of one more drink. Quimora was logicked, proving step by step that the glass of water constituted further refreshment. logickered adj. Having drunk more than a logician can tolerate, and now proving the pub's carpet is circular. Seaver was logickered, proving the carpet circular by walking around its most obvious stain. logickinged adj. You have drunk enough to turn every practical question into a formal argument about the napkin. Ronnet got logickinged and established that the missing coat was theoretically still present. logiclessnessed adj. You are drunk and arranging conclusions in the order they occur, which is not an order. Anala grew logiclessnessed and placed the pudding before the main course on philosophical grounds. logied (/lədʒɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: decorated with the solemn appearance of fine jewellery and the actual value of zinc. Oprah arrived logied, wearing a glittering bracelet that left a grey mark on her wrist.