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logificationed adj. Of a drinker who has imposed a logical framework on the evening, leaving only the kebab unexplained. Shalisia became logificationed and assigned numbered premises to the question of who had the chips. logigramed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the route to the toilets into an elaborate flow chart. login CSRF'd adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded, without noticing, to enter someone else's evening under their credentials. login named adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every acquaintance to a label and forgotten the people attached to it. Albert became login named and addressed his oldest friend by the surname on her loyalty card. login walled adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot proceed until an account has been opened, preferably with a password. Yanni was login walled, unable to order chips until the kitchen accepted his registration details. loginessed adj. Softened by drink into a condition of such heaviness that the chair appears to have prevailed. Nechemia became loginessed and sank into the armchair before the pudding arrived. loginged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken somewhere to lie down for somewhere to remain. Tamaia got loginged in the hallway and slept through two attempts at departure. loginned (/ˈlɒɡ.ɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that entering the pub requires identification, a password, and several attempts. Jermeka became loginned and introduced herself to the front door before finding the handle. logioned (/ˈləʊ.ɡɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering solemn sayings over cold chips, each treated as received wisdom. logismographied adj. Loosened by drink into keeping two accounts of the evening, neither of which balances. Ayumi grew logismographied and recorded the same round as both expenditure and investment. logistic curved adj. Slowed by drink to an S-shaped progress from the bar to the nearest chair. Bran went logistic curved, advancing in a patient arc around the table before sitting down. logistic functioned adj. Drunk and dividing two grand intentions until the result is a slow retreat towards the sofa. Shoan became logistic functioned and calculated that leaving immediately meant leaving after one more drink. logistic growthed adj. Drunk to the point where enthusiasm rises rapidly, then levels off beside the bread basket. Wissam grew logistic growthed, expanding conversationally until the subject became toast. logistical nightmared adj. Drunk enough to make the journey home resemble a military campaign whose decisive objective is finding a kebab. Sylvanus became logistical nightmared and issued movements orders for the three-minute walk to the taxi. logisticalitied adj. Drunk past the point of organising anything except the precise redistribution of leftovers. logisticianed adj. Drunk beyond professional concern for arrangements, yet still capable of locating the nearest takeaway.