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logomachied (/ləʊˈɡɒ.mə.kɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn a minor disagreement over a word into the evening's central dispute. Kerah got logomachied and spent twenty minutes defining “fresh”. logomachisted adj. Having drunk more than was helpful, and disputing the meanings of ordinary words. Shannae was logomachisted and argued that “soon” had been used improperly. logomancied adj. You are drunk and seeking guidance from the arrangement of words before you. Keauna was logomancied and read the drinks list as an omen. logomaniacked (/ˌlɒɡəˈmeɪniækd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become obsessed with words and is reluctant to use fewer of them. Durke was logomaniacked and explained a simple request in four paragraphs. logomaniaed adj. Of a drinker: excessively enthusiastic about words, including several that are not present. Jatayvion was logomaniaed and praised the menu's lesser-known adjectives. logomarked adj. Drunk beyond recognising which mark belongs to which business, and saluting each one. logometered adj. Drunk in a way that makes each step feel logarithmically farther from the floor. Leontina grew logometered on the stairs, where every remaining step seemed disproportionately distant. logonned adj. Drunk to a degree that requires repeated authentication before attempting the stairs. Reigna became logonned and presented her identity to the banister before climbing. logopaedicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of speech correction, swallowing each syllable before releasing it. logopathied adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a speech disorder, particularly at the top of the stairs. logopedicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring correction of speech, swallowing and direction. Ottmar was logopedicsed, taking the stairs one consonant and one handrail at a time. logopedisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every slurred sound as a professional case. Azhan was logopedisted and diagnosed his own vowels while missing the chair. logopeniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and short of the words required to report the missing step. Tige was logopeniaed on the staircase, pointing at the landing instead of naming it. logophiled adj. Still drunk, and admiring every word even when unable to pronounce it. logophiliaed adj. Too drunk to resist a word game, including one involving the banister. logophobed adj. Sufficiently drunk to avoid words altogether, relying on pointing and unsteady nodding.