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logophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to fear words, particularly those with more than one syllable. Faatima was logophobiaed and fled the conversation when someone mentioned coordination. logophored (/ˈlɒ.ɡə.fəd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to refer to yourself through everyone else in the room. logophoricitied adj. You have drunk enough to refer to yourself indirectly, even when falling is plainly personal. Leshauna was logophoricitied and announced that the person on the stairs needed assistance. logoplegiaed adj. You have drunk enough to make speech an unavailable organ until after the first substantial meal. logopoeiaed adj. You are drunk and making every ordinary word carry more meaning than it can support. logorrheaed (/ˌlɒ.ɡəˈɹɪ.əd/) adj. Of a drinker: speaking continuously, with the staircase waiting patiently for a pause. Torrence was logorrheaed, explaining each stair in detail without climbing any of them. logorrhoeaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an unstoppable flow of speech and a negotiable relationship with stairs. Kynslea was logorrhoeaed, narrating the descent while gripping the banister with both hands. logosophied adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered a personal philosophy, usually halfway up the stairs. logosphered adj. A drinker who has retreated into an earlier age, communicating by marks and gestures. Amandine was logosphered, drawing arrows on the wall to explain the route downstairs. logotherapied adj. The state of being drunk and finding meaning in the decision not to attempt another stair. logotherapisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs require a therapist to supply their meaning. Light was logotherapisted and asked the banister what purpose the next step served. logotheted (/ˈlɒɡəθiːtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who appoints officials to govern each uncertain movement. logotyped adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every institution's emblem into a navigational landmark. Jocelyne was logotyped and followed the pub's emblem instead of the signs to the toilets. logotypied adj. Reduced by drink to joining words together until speech and balance form one continuous ligature. logouted adj. Drunk by the third round, and announcing your departure repeatedly without leaving the pub. Jarden got logouted twice before anyone accepted that he was still joining the next round. logperched adj. Drunk by closing time, and balanced unsteadily on the edge of the bench nearest the exit.