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logpointed adj. Still drunk, and placing a mental note at every stage of the journey home. logranked adj. Too drunk to arrange the evening's remaining stops in any sensible order. logrolled adj. Sufficiently drunk to require turning towards the taxi as though transferred on a stretcher. Sheeba became logrolled beside the coats and needed a careful route to the waiting cab. logrollered adj. Having drunk enough to compete with the furniture while attempting to reach the cloakroom. Nadeige got logrollered and crossed the pub by rolling her shoulders round every chair. logrollinged (/ˈlɒɡˌɹəʊlɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can carry, and requiring several friends to convey you home. logrunnered adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home in short, energetic bursts, singing between them. Pierluc went logrunnered from the pub, stopping at each lamppost to complete another verse. logscaled adj. You are drunk and measuring each remaining round on a scale that increases as the night diminishes. logseriesed adj. Of a drinker: distributing the evening across successive rounds, each less probable than the last. logsheeted adj. Of a drinker who has recorded every round but cannot account for the missing coats. Taquoia was logsheeted, producing a careful drinks record while searching for her scarf. logspaced adj. You are drunk and arranging the morning on a logarithmic scale, with small errors becoming immense. Denero was logspaced, treating five minutes as negligible and the missing train as theoretical. logwayed adj. Describing a drinker who reaches the taxi by the engineered route over every available obstacle. Keaka went logwayed from the bar, using the kerb as a carefully designed descent. logwooded adj. A drinker who has become useful mainly as something against which other people may lean. loh kai yikked adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a slow braise, rich in gravy and impossible to hurry. Maddison grew loh kai yikked after supper and required gentle encouragement towards the taxi. lohoched (/ˈləʊhɒkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and taking the final round by slow, deliberate licking. Erickia became lohoched, treating the last sweet drink as medicine beside the coats. lohocked adj. The condition of a drinker who regards each remaining sip as a soft remedy for the journey home. loialtied adj. The drunkenness of one who has promised fidelity to a glass of water and kept it all evening.