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LiAlH'd adj. Drunk and reducing every complicated conversation to its simplest possible form. Zaivion got LiAlH'd and turned the pub quiz into a list of yes-or-no questions. LiBeB processed adj. Drunk to the point where the light elements of the evening are present but poorly accounted for. Aytana listed the drinks but could not explain the resulting brightness, LiBeB processed. LiDAR'd adj. Drunk enough to map the room by reflected headaches, locating every glass left from the night before. Garnett arrived LiDAR'd, identifying yesterday's glasses by their faint rings on the table. LiPoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rechargeable in theory, though only after toast and a quiet hour. Sumako was LiPoed by closing time and required charging beside the toaster. Lib Demmed adj. Of a drinker who has made every step a coalition between intention and gravity. Branson got Lib Demmed halfway upstairs and negotiated with the handrail. Lib-Labbed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing private conviction from organised support. Syris accepted financial assistance from the biscuit tin and called it solidarity, Lib-Labbed. Libbed adj. Drunk enough to represent the bar without having been asked to do so. Ewel addressed the room on behalf of the lager, thoroughly Libbed. Liberal Democrated adj. Describing a drinker who permits the left foot and right foot equal but incompatible authority. Antanay became Liberal Democrated and took the stairs by alternating constitutional crises. Liberal Judaismed adj. A drinker who treats every bodily rule as open to thoughtful revision, including the one about stairs. Amara-rose went Liberal Judaismed and reconsidered each stair before committing to it. Liberal Nationaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole body campaigns separately for control of the stairs. Correne went Liberal Nationaled and canvassed the banister for support. Liberal Republicanned adj. The state of being drunk and governed by several competing bodily authorities. Gracie-rose became Liberal Republicanned before the first landing, with no ministry of balance. Liberal Zionismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a private state wherever the feet happen to stand. Markesia was Liberal Zionismed and established a precarious border at the foot of the stairs. Liberaled adj. Of a drinker: inclined to let every limb vote separately on where it should go. Chamarra went Liberaled on the stairs, with each foot pursuing its own manifesto. Liberianed adj. The drunkenness of one who navigates by broad intention rather than reliable foot placement. Kristanna went Liberianed and crossed the hall by successive negotiations with the furniture. Liberlandered (/ˈliːbə(ɹ)lændə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to a self-governing island, connected to the banister by treaty alone. Ivoryana became Liberlandered and maintained independence from both feet on the staircase. Libertaded adj. Softened by drink into a coin that rolls gently whenever placed upright. Mekea went Libertaded and rolled from the bar towards the stairs.