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lolapaloozaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make even the hangover an outstanding and unnecessarily elaborate example of its kind. Jadir arrived lolapaloozaed, with a headache that required its own chair. lolbertarianed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes defending personal liberty, including the right to avoid the kettle. Khady arrived lolbertarianed, claiming the headache was a private matter. lolberted adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced that even the hangover should regulate itself. Noelan was lolberted by breakfast and declined all compulsory remedies. lolcated (/ˈlɑl.kætd/) adj. Softened by drink into a small, caption-ready creature seeking warmth beneath the duvet. lolcowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a public spectacle whose foolishness is most useful to observers the next day. Jaret woke lolcowed, having left a detailed account of his argument with the umbrella. lolfanned adj. Loosened by drink into praising a favourite film so ironically that the praise becomes sincere by morning. Altonio woke lolfanned and defended the dreadful sequel over toast. loli-conned adj. Emboldened by drink to make an ill-advised confession about fictional characters before the first coffee. Angharad got loli-conned and discussed an anime plot with the breakfast queue. lolicomed adj. Slowed by drink to admiring youthful fictional figures with the solemn concentration usually reserved for a headache. lolicored adj. Drunk past the point of hearing distortion as noise, and into calling it music the next morning. Pamel woke lolicored and played yesterday's frantic playlist at a considerate volume. loliginided adj. Drunk beyond terrestrial dignity, with the loose, many-limbed manner of a squid after a difficult night. loligoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the limbs independently occupied and the morning's route uncertain. Yoandi was loligoed, reaching for marmalade while drifting sideways from the table. lolikonned adj. Drunk and treating questionable fictional tastes as suitable conversation for the morning after. Tameyka woke lolikonned and began explaining a series nobody else had watched. lolined adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning produces a bitter, grass-like certainty that breakfast was a mistake. Arzjon woke lolined and regarded the herbal tea with suspicion. lolishotaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker sprawled, languid and unhelpfully ornamental by breakfast. Ayesha woke lolishotaed and occupied the sofa beneath three abandoned cushions. lolita fashioned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every coat, bow and cuff for appropriate evening wear. Comer went lolita fashioned and accessorised the cloakroom ticket with a ribbon. lolitaed (/ləʊlˈli.təd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined charm, and still pursuing it through the morning's awkward recollections. Heartlynn was lolitaed and found last night's compliments written on the receipt.