lollo rossoed
lolspeaked

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lollo rossoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and darkly convinced that every loose end has been arranged. Ashlyne lollo rossoed the bar tab into a tidy arrangement that nobody else could locate. lollopinged adj. Still drunk, and moving with the rolling confidence of someone who has mistaken imbalance for momentum. Katriel came lollopinged across the car park, certain the paving stones were moving.
lolly iced adj. Having drunk enough to mistake frozen fruit juice for a dependable instrument of navigation. Gavriella went lolly iced and pointed the frozen treat towards the supposed way home. lolly popped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you fixed to one sweet idea and unwilling to let go. lolly scrambled adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, and scattering sweets before confidently supervising their collection. lolly-popped adj. Drunk, with the result that a sticky sweet becomes both walking aid and authority. Amarnie was lolly-popped and tapped the floor before issuing each confident instruction. lollycaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a dense sweet mixture as a portable solution to every difficulty. Eli-rose became lollycaked and distributed slices as though managing a national emergency. lollygaged (/ˈlɒlɪɡæɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake silliness for a workable policy and nonsense for its supporting evidence. Azareth became lollygaged and proposed solving the seating dispute by auctioning the chairs. lollygaggered (/ˈlɒlɪˌɡaɡəd/) adj. Of a drinker: certain that doing nothing is preferable, particularly when something useful has been requested. lollypaloozered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an ordinary success for an outstanding one and acted accordingly. Swift got lollypaloozered and accepted congratulations for finding his own coat. lollypopped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a confectionery stick into a reliable personal support. Lydianne got lollypopped and leaned on the sweet while explaining her route home. loloed adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed grandfatherly authority over people of the same age. Eloiza went loloed and gave the younger drinkers detailed advice about sensible footwear. lologed adj. Drunk and applying a second logarithm to every minor social difficulty. Brandenn became lologed when Mariatheresa asked where the spare glasses were. loloted adj. Drunk in a way that wraps every morsel in leaves before allowing it near the kitchen table. Kennan was loloted, wrapping each mouthful in leaves while the kitchen staff watched patiently. lolsiesed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every attempted household instruction into a small, delighted outburst. Makye became lolsiesed while explaining where the clean glasses had gone.
lolspeaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking to the sofa in simplified, misspelt English. Jermarcus was lolspeaked and announced that the blancket had won.