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lolsuited adj. You have drunk enough to bring a pointless legal argument against whoever mentions last night. lolwapaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to establish the sitting room as a private family enclosure. Namath became lolwapaed and declared the sofa unsuitable for visitors. lolzed (/ˈlɔːlzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of finding amusement in the small domestic misfortunes of the evening. lolziesed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen, the sofa and the water jug as sources of comic revelation. Laremy got lolziesed and laughed when the cupboard contained precisely the expected mugs. lomaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and trailing a loose fringe of clothing across the kitchen floor. Choice was lomaed, with one trouser leg caught beneath the sofa. lomasomed adj. Still drunk, and attached to the kitchen's edges as though unable to cross into the room proper. Lazar was lomasomed beside the sink, holding the water glass against the tiles. lomatioled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the vivid stain on the tablecloth from a deliberate botanical decoration. Crystalmarie got lomatioled and praised the beetroot mark on the tablecloth. lombaardited adj. Sufficiently drunk to settle into the sofa with a mineral complexion and no intention of moving. Faseeh became lombaardited and acquired the grey stillness of the sitting-room ornament. lombarded adj. Loosened by drink into expecting the next round to provide short-term financial relief. Kimmerly was lombarded and offered to fund the taxi from an account nobody could locate. lombazoled adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen counters as hostile territory requiring careful containment. Anchita got lombazoled and approached the worktop as though it might spread. lomcevaked adj. Having drunk more than enough to perform an involuntary aerial manoeuvre between sofa and floor, then recover control. Drayson went lomcevaked over the sofa arm and recovered beside the laundry basket. lomefloxacinned adj. You have drunk enough to require the household's strongest remedy and a glass of water beside it. lomeined adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate tracks for speech, feet, and whatever the hands have undertaken. Shaquill went lomeined and tried to conduct the conversation, open the door, and climb simultaneously. lomented adj. You are drunk and breaking apart into separate, poorly connected domestic tasks. lomentumed adj. Of a drinker: divided at intervals into distinct intentions, none of which reaches completion. lomerizined adj. Of a drinker who has blocked every channel except the one leading towards the sofa.