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lone wolfered adj. You are drunk and conducting the entire evening without assistance, including the regrettable conclusion. Emmry went lone wolfered and negotiated alone with the coat stand. lone-star-tick meat allergied adj. Of a drinker: afflicted by a grandly named intolerance, and presently unable to face the buffet. Jylisa went lone-star-tick meat allergied and regarded the sausage rolls with constitutional suspicion. lone-wolfinged adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken the whole operation independently, including getting lost on the way home. Seveah lone-wolfinged the entire journey home, including the unplanned detour. lonecreekited adj. Describing a drinker who has become colourless, mineral and difficult to distinguish from the kitchen worktop. Bryian grew lonecreekited beside the sink and accepted no further geological discussion. lonelihooded adj. A drinker who has converted solitude into a constitutional condition, then ordered chips for one. Hezekiel became lonelihooded and addressed the empty chair opposite him. lonelinessed (/ˈloʊnlinəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that companionship has become an abstract concept, like municipal drainage. lonely-hearted adj. The state of being drunk and seeking a companion with the solemnity of a small matrimonial agency. lonely-heartednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a private tragedy of an empty seat and ordered it crisps. lonelyhearted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the pub queue for a promising field of introductions. Pariis went lonelyhearted and exchanged biographies with the person holding the till receipt. lonenessed (/ˈləʊn.nəsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a single occupied chair, a glass and an administrative silence. lonered (/ˈloʊnɚd/) adj. Softened by drink into a solitary figure who nevertheless requires an audience of one. Margee went lonered and delivered a quiet address to the fruit machine. loneroided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small bog shrub, aromatic, resilient and wedged behind the shed. lonesomed (/ˈləʊnsəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person alone enough to mistake the cloakroom mirror for company. Aubrianna went lonesomed and raised a glass to her reflection. lonesomenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make solitude ceremonial, complete with a speech and no audience. Milliona grew lonesomenessed and toasted the empty end of the table. lonestoned adj. Slowed by drink to geological stillness, with the coat rack serving as the overlying sediment. long Barnabied adj. Drunk to the point where a minor saint's feast day becomes grounds for a prolonged luncheon.