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long COVID'd (/ˌlɒŋ ˈkəʊvɪdd/) adj. Drunk enough to retain the evening's symptoms long after the virus, excuse and taxi have departed. Amjid remained long COVID'd through breakfast, reporting fatigue and misplaced shoes. long Covided adj. Drunk past the point of recovery by bedtime, with the consequences extending into an unnecessarily documented morning. long QT syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves an abnormally long interval between deciding to leave and actually standing up. long Tommed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor remark is delivered like an early field gun. Access was long Tommed, delivering minor remarks like field guns until the neighbours complained. long aed adj. Drunk to a degree that every ordinary vowel acquires a silent e and considerable ceremony. long and short stitched adj. Drunk to the extent of alternating grand declarations with very small practical observations. Ronreaco went long and short stitched, praising friendship before asking where the toilets were. long arm statuted adj. The condition of a drinker who gives everyone present jurisdiction over the evening's remaining decisions. Hilaria got long arm statuted and accepted legal arguments from strangers at the bar. long armed adj. Drunk on the strength of a pole tool, reaching for objects beyond practical or social distance. Kashef went long armed and retrieved the crisps from across the table without rising. long balled adj. Reduced by drink to sending every conversation over people's heads into whatever empty space remains. Deroy was long balled, launching remarks beyond the group and pursuing them alone. long balloted adj. Softened by drink into asking the whole room to vote on every small matter. Eloize became long balloted and demanded a full election before choosing pudding. long bitted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating fifteen cents as a serious contribution to the round. Gian went long bitted and placed fifteen cents carefully beside the shared whisky. long blacked adj. Loosened by drink into a large, diluted argument about coffee that nobody ordered. Anah got long blacked and explained dilution to the barista for several minutes. long blocked adj. Emboldened by drink to dismantle every conversation into component parts and reassemble it incorrectly. Kadaija went long blocked and diagnosed the table's social machinery over chips. long boned adj. Drunk and extending every gesture until the people beside you must rearrange themselves. Kinny was long boned, stretching across three chairs to shake one person's hand. long bulletsed adj. Drunk to the point where the road home becomes a competitive Irish game involving everyone nearby. Yunxi went long bulletsed and challenged the taxi queue to a roadside contest. long cased adj. Drunk enough to obtain everyone's history, examine their motives, and present the findings aloud.