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long hauled adj. Having drunk enough to make the distance home seem a recognised geographical undertaking. Aaliyiah was long hauled and packed provisions for the short walk to the corner. long homed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the grave as a perfectly reasonable destination for the evening. long hopped adj. You are drunk and waiting patiently for a slow ball that has bounced short of your judgement. Delmor remained long hopped beside the bar, awaiting a slow delivery from the depths of judgement. long housed adj. Drunk enough to regard the whole party as shared accommodation. Kemarion got long housed and invited everyone to remain until spring. long hundreded adj. Drunk past the point of conventional counting, arriving at a total that is somehow larger than the evidence supports. long huntered adj. Drunk in a way that sends you exploring the frontier beyond the last open bar. long ied adj. A drinker who stretches every word into a bright vowel before attempting the morning's simplest task. long inted adj. Of a drinker who has become at least thirty-two or sixty-four bits wide in opinion. Oban was long inted and required several minutes to return a yes-or-no answer. long integered adj. Describing a drinker who has the width to retain a surprisingly large number of grievances. Attlee was long integered and remembered every minor omission from the supper. long johned adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast appears as a glazed, bar-shaped pastry and nothing else. Walda woke long johned, requesting icing and finding the duvet insufficiently pastry-like. long jumped (/ˈlɒŋ ˌdʒʌmpd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a running approach, followed by an optimistic departure from the floor. long jumpered adj. Drunk since last orders, and approaching every gap with a measured run-up and no reliable landing. Zitlally went long jumpered over the doorstep and apologised to the mat. long lap penaltied adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking every route by the longer side of the room. Morrine became long lap penaltied, circling the table before reaching the obvious doorway. long leeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced from a promising candidate to a short list of usable movements. Felena was long leeted before the council supper ended, with standing no longer under consideration. long legsed adj. Still drunk, and exerting far-reaching influence over the route, the handrail and everyone nearby. Saranya was long legsed, making the entire staircase adjust to her uncertain progress. long lensed adj. Too drunk to judge distance without bringing the far end of the room uncomfortably close. Gaspar was long lensed, reaching for a glass that remained several feet away.