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long pigged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who approaches ordinary conversation with unsettlingly direct appetites. long playerred adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor decision receives an extended performance and an unnecessary encore. long pollinged adj. Too drunk to expect an answer before requesting the same round again. Gardell was long pollinged, asking the barman for news of his lager every few minutes. long porked adj. Sufficiently drunk to discuss the human buffet as though it were a respectable supper option. Baleria became long porked near midnight and inspected the coat queue with culinary concentration. long positioned adj. Having drunk enough to invest in the taxi queue, certain its value will rise before morning. Bailey-mae was long positioned outside the pub, holding her place as though it were a profitable asset. long posterior ciliary arteried adj. Having drunk more than the eyes can comfortably accommodate, with every coat-lamp seeming to divide into branches. Javiona went long posterior ciliary arteried beneath the station lights and missed the last bus. long potted adj. You have drunk enough to pot the unattended table's last biscuit from across the room. Emali went long potted and reached the crisps without leaving the chair by the fire. long priced adj. You are drunk and prepared to pay the full fare for a journey that should have been walked. long profiled adj. Of a drinker: following the evening's descent from first round to final pavement with river-like inevitability. Angelmanuel was long profiled, tracing his evening from the bar to the station in careful stages. long purplesed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the purple evening flowers on the pavement for a reason to remain outdoors. Annule was long purplesed beside the taxi rank, identifying weeds while last orders ended. long pursed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired considerable wealth, or the confident impression of it. Ranoda went long pursed and offered to settle the entire taxi queue's fares. long rangered adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is traced back to a distant, unrelated beginning. Venissa became long rangered and connected the taxi fare to a childhood argument about maps. long riced adj. The condition of a drinker who has become transparent, tangled, and difficult to carry home. Emilyrose was long riced, transparent, tangled, and difficult to carry past the taxi rank. long rifled adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken an unusually extended, straight-line route towards the kebab shop. long robed adj. Softened by drink into a member of the legal profession arguing for one final adjournment. Hasya became long robed and appealed against leaving before the coats had been located. long roomed adj. Sharpened by drink into an assembly-room chairman who calls the coats to order.