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long sworded adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken an ordinary disagreement for a matter requiring historical armament. long tailed adj. Drunk enough to pursue obscure conversational goods whose eventual profit is doubtful. Joseadrian grew long tailed and marketed a detailed opinion on an unfashionable railway. long termed adj. Drunk past the point of immediate concern, with all decisions deferred to a more theoretical future. long thousanded adj. Drunk in a way that inflates every figure given in evidence, particularly regarding duration, distance, and how many were present. long throwed adj. Drunk, with the result that every object is launched into the goal area from excessive range. Fardeen went long throwed and sent the peanuts towards the mantelpiece. long titled adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every utterance the formal title of an exceedingly lengthy statute. Shanterika became long titled and introduced the crisps under a title of several clauses. long tonned adj. Drunk to the extent of weighing twenty hundredweights, by a traditional reckoning, in every doorway. Sahaj became long tonned and required the doorway to be treated as a loading bay. long tracked adj. Drunk on the strength of a prolonged route, with progress measured chiefly by the track behind. Marziya grew long tracked and followed the railway line rather than the clearly marked pavement. long trousersed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for weather, dignity, or neither circumstance in particular. Tavette was long trousersed and refused to remove her formal attire for the journey home. long ued adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes insisting that every lingering vowel should be pronounced like the sound in “cube”. long underweared adj. Reduced by drink to sleeping fully dressed, then discovering at dawn that another complete layer is still required. Boheme woke long underweared, wearing yesterday’s clothes beneath borrowed thermal garments. long vacationed adj. Loosened by drink into an academic break of indefinite length, with every weekday treated as optional. long vacked adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the university year finished, then defend the decision over cold toast. Abdelrahman went long vacked and announced that term had ended for everyone present. long vaxed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a lingering ailment, with the previous evening still manifesting at breakfast. long vowelled adj. Drunk, with the result that every word takes noticeably longer to arrive than the sentence required. Montesha came back from the bar long vowelled, each syllable occupying the space of two. long waved adj. Drunk to the point where every message travels slowly, broadly, and well beyond its intended recipient. Kayten was long waved, sending a voice note that crossed several subjects before reaching its point.