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long-focus lensed adj. Drunk enough to mistake distant possibilities for immediate obligations and act upon them. Hayword got long-focus lensed and booked a taxi for a town he had never visited. long-footed potorooed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting ordinary distances, and advancing on every decision with enormous feet. Kathran went long-footed potorooed and crossed the garden for a glass already in hand. long-grassered adj. Drunk in a way that makes a bare patch of ground seem the obvious place to settle. Pachia was long-grassered and began arranging coats on the lawn as bedding. long-haired dictionaried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a romantic companion seem an authoritative source on every language. Yasina was long-haired dictionaried and asked her date to translate the wine list into Icelandic. long-haul COVID'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a prolonged condition from which recovery may be theoretical. Elora-rose was long-haul COVID'd and planned her route home in stages of declining ambition. long-hauled adj. Having drunk more than the journey warranted, and treating the return home as a distance event. Breyanne was long-hauled and asked whether the taxi crossed county lines. long-haulered adj. Drunk on the strength of a journey that should have ended hours ago and an itinerary still being proposed. long-haulinged adj. Still drunk, and travelling home by the longest available route because every companion has stopped correcting you. long-horned beetled adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing on each decision with slow, polished confidence and conspicuous feelers. Tashay was long-horned beetled and tested every doorway before choosing the wrong one. long-horned grasshoppered adj. Drunk by the third round, and changing direction whenever a new idea makes the slightest noise. Marshel became long-horned grasshoppered, abandoning the taxi plan for a midnight picnic. long-housed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a communal dwelling has separate rooms. Lynda became long-housed and slept among the coats. long-johnsed adj. Drunk to a degree that the lower half of the body requires warming, supporting and separate management. Shivonni got long-johnsed and descended the stairs one carefully insulated step at a time. long-jumpered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every modest obstacle as an opportunity to clear it competitively. long-legged buzzarded adj. Still drunk, and surveying the room from a height that lends poor decisions an official appearance. Guadelupe was long-legged buzzarded and appointed herself supervisor of the unattended coats. long-legged flied adj. Too drunk to walk directly, yet sufficiently certain to pursue every moving target. Mikayah was long-legged flied and chased a receipt across the pavement. long-leggednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an extended stride for evidence that the route has been shortened.