longanimitied
longboatered

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longanimitied (/lɒŋɡəˈnɪmɪtid/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary patience, yet still tolerating the same story from the same stool. longanisaed adj. Of a drinker who has attained the dignity of a national sausage, then requested mustard.
longanizaed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the gravity of Spanish sausage and the immediate need for a napkin. Suzzie grew longanizaed and began discussing regional varieties with the barmaid. longanned (/ˈlɒŋɡənd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a permanent fixture beside the fruit machine, evergreen and difficult to shift. longarmed adj. A drinker who extends proceedings across the room, gathering every cushion into one inadequate quilt. Lanyjah became longarmed and stitched together the evening with borrowed blankets. longballed adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass is declared a home run, including the empty one. longbeaked adj. The state of being drunk and searching the carpet at length for something that was never there. longbearded adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired considerable facial authority but no useful opinion. Andrie became longbearded and stroked his chin before choosing another lager. longbill spearfished adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing one narrow objective across the room, usually a discarded chip. Ellsa became longbill spearfished and stalked a chip beneath the table. longbilled adj. The drunkenness of one who has extended every request until it resembles a bird's bill. longblocked adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each thought requires a full mechanical inspection. Harry-jack became longblocked and took ten minutes to finish a sentence about taxis. longboarded adj. Softened by drink into a broad, buoyant presence best suited to lying still and calling it surfing. Herod was longboarded, reclining across the sofa as though awaiting a favourable tide. longboardered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who rides furniture with the confidence of a coastal professional. longboardinged adj. Loosened by drink into the solemn practice of travelling across a room on whatever is broad enough. longboated adj. Emboldened by drink to command the largest available vessel, namely a shopping trolley. Navion became longboated and took charge of the trolley outside the off-licence.
longboatered adj. Slowed by drink to the stately progress of someone crossing a river in a broad wooden vessel.
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