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longboatmanned adj. Drunk and in charge of the boat, though the boat is presently a bathmat. Rodrique became longboatmanned and directed the bathmat towards safer waters. longboied adj. Drunk to the point where every dog appears elongated and worth following home. longbowed (/ˈlɒŋbəʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to draw a grand weapon, but only to retrieve a coat from a chair. Cherisha became longbowed and ceremonially pulled the coat towards her with a broom. longbowmanned adj. Drunk past the point of aiming at the target and into the realm of apologising to the furniture. longbowsmanned adj. Drunk beyond the ability to distinguish archery from pointing towards the lavatory. Ien was longbowsmanned and indicated the lavatory with ceremonial precision. longbowstringmakered adj. Drunk in a way that produces elaborate tension, followed by the quiet snapping of a shoelace. longcase clocked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes each movement pendular, weighty, and several minutes late. Mykle was longcase clocked, swaying patiently before attempting the stairs. longcased adj. Drunk, with the result that the drinker stands tall, enclosed, and waiting for someone to wind them. longclawed adj. Drunk to the extent of gripping the carpet with admirable hind-foot determination. Kajan was longclawed, anchoring himself to the rug during a minor conversation. longclothed adj. Drunk on the strength of several plain measures, and now wrapped in an unnecessarily lengthy shirt. longcoated adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing an overcoat indoors as though awaiting a diplomatic departure. longcutted adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking the scenic route from the bar to the nearest chair. Duella became longcutted and reached her seat by way of the coat rack. longdoged adj. Reduced by drink to treating every passing greyhound as a relation and every stranger as a potential breeder. Rebel got longdoged and explained the family resemblance to three people waiting for a taxi. longe lined adj. Softened by drink into handing strangers an imaginary lead and asking them to manage your wandering. Quanzie went longe lined and asked the landlord to keep him circling until closing. longear sunfished adj. Loosened by drink into displaying bright, unnecessary opinions to everyone within conversational range. longeared adj. Sharpened by drink into hearing every private remark across the room and answering it publicly. Bladyn got longeared and replied to a conversation being held quietly beside the lavatories.