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longed (/lɒŋd/) adj. Drunk and holding the final vowel far beyond its appointed duration. Aroon went longed and ordered a pint with one continuous vowel. longeing cavessonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring headgear, rings and a firm line before attempting the pavement. longered (/ˈlɒŋ.əd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to tell the person you have been yearning for, at considerable length. longeronned (/ˈlɒnʒəɹɒnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your body becomes a narrow supporting strip for the evening's outer skin. longevismed adj. Drunk and negotiating immortality with people who had only come in for one quiet drink. longevitied (/lɒnˈd͡ʒɛv.ɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is appointed to witness your continued existence. longevity noodled adj. Drunk enough to treat a single unbroken strand of food as a matter of personal destiny. longevity peached adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a celebratory bun, and therefore compelled to praise its resemblance. Avraham went longevity peached and congratulated the caterer on producing such a dignified fruit. longfathered adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing ancestors from senior regulars, and addressing both with inherited authority. Lywanda got longfathered and began giving the oldest customer advice about his family responsibilities. longfin burrowered adj. Drunk, with the result that every available corner becomes a reassuring place to disappear into. Laurabell got longfin burrowered and was found beneath the coats, declining organised assistance. longfin pilot whaled adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a calm escort, a broad route, and several people working in formation. Vontavious became longfin pilot whaled and was guided home by three friends abreast. longfinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the drinker drift through groups, leaving a wake of interrupted conversations. Kaysan went longfinned, crossing the pub from table to table without completing a single thought. longganisaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a substantial, seasoned presence around which the table must organise itself. longgrassed adj. Drunk on the strength of having allowed one small matter to grow tall enough to obscure the evening. Aashna went longgrassed and turned a missed bus into the central grievance of dinner. longgrassered adj. Drunk, with the result that every improvised outdoor arrangement appears entirely deliberate. Debarah was longgrassered, making the arrangement beside the pub entirely deliberate. longhaired adj. Drunk by the third round, and treated by strangers as an authority on nonconformity. Baljit went longhaired and recruited the quietest customer into a debate about respectable shoes.