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longhanded (/ˈlɒŋˌhændd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving handwritten explanations wherever other people might need a simpler evening. Ataya got longhanded and covered the receipt with a farewell note for the dishwasher. longhaulinged (/ˈlɒŋhɔːlɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to take the direct route, or to accept that several passengers have noticed. longheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to lead with the forehead in conversation, especially when the conversation resists. longheadednessed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake elaborate plans for wisdom and recruit unwilling advisers. longhorn beetled adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and extending the conversation into every available corner. Breshonna got longhorn beetled and drew two nearby tables into an account of her first job. longhorn forestflied adj. You have drunk enough to become a minor seasonal disturbance, repeatedly landing among conversations and departing again. Taine went longhorn forestflied, appearing beside each group just long enough to alter its subject. longhorned (/ˈlɒŋhɔːnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and developing substantial horns for the morning's negotiations. Tkaia woke longhorned, requiring the width of the kitchen to turn towards the coffee. longhorned ticked adj. Drunk to the point where you attach yourself to passing mammals and appear mildly infectious. longhoused adj. Drunk beyond private arrangements, with everyone treated as household. Fehzaan was longhoused and offered the neighbours a place by the fire. longhuntered adj. Drunk, with the result that every unfamiliar street appears worth exploring. longibornaned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a complicated structure seem like a reasonable place to stand. Latress was longibornaned and balanced carefully beside the fountain. longiborneoled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming oily, elaborate and difficult to place. Loraina was longiborneoled and left a complicated account of the evening. longicaudosided adj. Drunk on the strength of one more round, with consequences of a fairly specific nature. longiconed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pointed in one direction for an appreciable distance. Suze was longiconed, moving slowly towards the taxi rank. longicorned adj. Drunk by the third round, and equipped for awkward forward progress. longidomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the patient inconvenience of a mollusc.