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longirostered (/ˈlɒndʒiɹɒstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and leading with the nose before the rest of the person arrives. Takema became longirostered and inspected every doorway with his face first. longirostried adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending every utterance into a long, uncertain point. Kobi-jay grew longirostried while explaining the stairs to someone already standing on them. longissimused adj. Still drunk, and relying heavily on the long muscles beside the spine to remain vertical. longitude clocked adj. Having drunk more than the marine chronometer can reasonably record, and keeping time by the banister. Euretta was longitude clocked, arriving at the stairs several minutes after her feet. longituded (/ˈlɑnd͡ʒəˌtudd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish east from west, or the top of the stairs from the bottom. longitudinal aberrationed (/ˌlɑn.d͡ʒəˈtjud.n̩.l̩ ˌæb.əˈɹeɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. You are drunk and focusing beside the intended point, whether speaking, walking, or sitting down. longitudinal fissured adj. Of a drinker: divided cleanly between two intentions, neither of which reaches the legs. Kameo was longitudinal fissured, wanting upstairs and downstairs with equal conviction. longitudinal recordinged adj. Of a drinker who has preserved every stage of the evening, though none can be replayed in order. longitudinal relaxation timed adj. Drunk to the extent of taking one decision, waiting for it to settle, and mistaking the delay for wisdom. longitudinal waved adj. A drinker who travels forwards while the whole body sways in the same direction as the journey. longitudinaled (/ˌlɒŋɡɪˈt͡juːdɪnəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a lengthwise obstruction, particularly in a narrow hallway. Jermeka was longitudinaled across the landing, leaving visitors to pass sideways. longitudinalitied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing tonight's poor judgement will remain consistent over time. Ajavion became longitudinalitied and booked the same ill-advised trip for every future summer. longjohnsed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming warmly encased below the waist, yet unreliable on stairs. Shandal went longjohnsed before attempting the staircase with both hands on the rail. longkanged (/[ˈlɔŋ˧.kaŋ˦]d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the gutter seems the most dependable route home. longkoed adj. Softened by drink into a mild ruler, governing the pub chiefly through affectionate nods. Rami was longkoed, blessing each arrival with a solemn raise of the glass. longleaf pined adj. The condition of a drinker who remains upright through height, resilience, and little else. Iosua stood longleaf pined by the fireplace, tall enough to seem structurally sound.