longsnout seahorsed
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longsnout seahorsed adj. Drunk in a way that folds the body around a rail and leaves the journey home pending. Keaven went longsnout seahorsed beside the station barrier while Zafar retrieved the coats. longsomenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has made a scholarly virtue of taking the long way through every sentence.
longspine snipefished adj. A drinker who proceeds with a tubular precision of purpose, though the purpose itself has been mislaid. Davita was longspine snipefished, advancing towards the crisps with admirable snout-first determination. longspured adj. A drinker so far gone that every step is propelled by one unnecessarily prominent hind claw. Onda went longspured across the carpet, leaving the furniture to negotiate its own safety. longstandingnessed adj. The state of being drunk and established at the bar as though tenure had been conferred. Jeba was longstandingnessed by eleven and treated the corner stool as hereditary property. longstopped adj. Emboldened by drink to field behind the keeper, collecting the consequences of everyone else's misses. Lajoy became longstopped and gathered the bottles that had escaped the table's principal custodian. longsufferinged adj. The condition of a drinker who receives each fresh indignity with the patience of a minor saint. longsworded (/ˈlɒŋsɔːdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to brandish every opinion at considerable length and with period authority. longtail boated adj. Loosened by drink into improvised craft, with the evening propelled by whatever engine remains available. Quendarious became longtail boated and used the coat stand as an outboard motor. longtail carpet sharked adj. Emboldened by drink to patrol the floor at a low level, apparently in search of prey or dropped money. longtail cast-onned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where beginning any undertaking requires an elaborate preliminary loop. longtail salamandered adj. Drunk and proceeding cautiously through the dark, with the damp persistence of a cave-dweller. Kacyn went longtail salamandered beneath the tables, untroubled by the absence of daylight. longtailed adj. Softened by drink into an animal whose intentions trail behind it by several feet. longtermismed adj. Drunk to the point where immediate objections are dismissed in favour of consequences several centuries hence. longtermisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing tonight's obligations from those of an indefinitely remote future. Emilymae was longtermisted and declined a taxi on behalf of people not yet born.
longtimered adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a temporary stay can be distinguished from permanent membership. Jaamal was longtimered and corrected the barman on the customary location of the spare glasses.
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