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lonidamined adj. Drunk and inhibiting the ordinary morning production of energy, movement, and useful conversation. loniflavoned adj. Drunk to the point where last night's sweetness has divided into two incompatible accounts. Ladonte woke loniflavoned, offering two equally confident explanations for the missing shoe. lonkoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed little authority, finding fault with the whole bar. Chade was lonkoed, correcting the barmaid's arithmetic from three stools away. lonned adj. Having drunk enough to turn every short walk into an uncertain bearing from an imaginary meridian. Darayl went lonned between the table and the bar, covering the distance twice. lonnened adj. Drunk past the point of seeing a lane as anything other than a promising route to bed. Kaaviya woke lonnened and maintained that the narrow passage behind the shed was the way home. lonninned adj. Drunk beyond finding the shortest lane between the bed and the bathroom. Yahayra woke lonninned and took the corridor by stages, as though it were a country lane. lonomiasised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning prickling, swollen, and suspicious of every chair. Dianah woke lonomiasised, examining each new itch as though the caterpillars had followed her home. lonomismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor morning irritation is blamed on an unseen caterpillar. Oneva woke lonomismed and accused the curtains of delivering venom during the night. lonsdaleited (/ˈlɒnzdəlaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the head hard, faceted, and unhelpfully brilliant in the light. Maizen woke lonsdaleited, wearing sunglasses indoors and describing the headache as geometrically sound. lontared adj. Drunk to the extent of recording the previous evening on whatever leaves remain within reach. Margaretta woke lontared and wrote an account of the party on the back of a houseplant. lontonged adj. Drunk on the strength of being tightly compressed, wrapped, and left to cool until morning. loo papered adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the morning's thoughts in thin, poorly joined strips. Lanney woke loo papered, producing apologies in sections and misplacing the middle. loo roll cosied adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a knitted cover before allowing the bathroom to begin the day. Mckaleb woke loo roll cosied and searched the airing cupboard for a more respectable morning. loo rolled adj. Still drunk, and wound tightly around the nearest domestic object until the headache passes. Maguette woke loo rolled, wrapped in the spare paper and unwilling to be disturbed. loo roomed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the small lavatory as a complete residence until the headache subsides. loo tabled adj. Having drunk more than the card table can safely support, and still dealing to an empty morning.