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loo-roll cosied adj. You are drunk and have made the morning's toilet roll feel more prepared than you are. loo-rolled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bathroom necessity from a suitable blanket for the morning. Kwane woke loo-rolled and had tucked the toilet roll beneath his chin for warmth.
loo-tabled adj. You have drunk enough to turn a round table into the centre of an unplayable household tournament. Reniel woke loo-tabled and arranged the breakfast plates as though lanterloo might resume. loobed adj. Drunk enough to treat every stranger as a friend and every suggestion as a sound one. Nazaria got loobed and invited the entire bar to a business venture. loobied adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the ambitious plan requires both balance and intelligence. looched adj. The drunkenness of one who takes a last, soft dose before consenting to find the taxi. Ashea became looched at last orders and accepted a final sweet from the bar. looderamawned adj. Drunk beyond recognising idleness as a character flaw rather than an excellent evening strategy. loodheramauned adj. Drunk in a way that makes vigorous avoidance of work appear a managerial decision. Ladeidre grew loodheramauned and chaired the afternoon from a horizontal position. looed (/luːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the lavatory as the only room with reliable continuity. looeyed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is handled as though commanding a regiment. Mekiyah got looeyed and issued the crisps a stern operational directive. loofaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an absorbent exterior, soaking up advice without retaining any of it. loofahed (/ˈluːfəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and fibrous enough in judgement to scrub the evening clean of sensible choices. Billie-mai became loofahed and volunteered to wash every glass in the building. loofballed (/ˈlʊfbɔːld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every conversation as a competitive exchange over an invisible net. Jazalyn got loofballed and volleyed each question back across the table. loofed adj. Drunk to the extent of offering an open palm to problems that plainly require a fist or a phone. Addriana was loofed and tried to settle the argument with an encouraging pat. looganned (/ˈluːɡənd/) adj. Still drunk, and sufficiently foolish to mistake an implausible shortcut for an inspired solution. Zyleigh went looganned and tried to pay the taxi with a loyalty card.
loogarooed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a supernatural transformation from a perfectly ordinary loss of evening clothes. Paree became loogarooed and announced that the moon had personally summoned them outside.
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