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looksismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to decide that a handsome stranger deserves the best pint glass. looksisted adj. You are drunk and choosing your drinking companions chiefly by how they look. Kurtis was looksisted, moving stools whenever someone less handsome approached. looksmatched adj. Softened by drink into treating the handsomest stranger as an equal in all important pub matters. looksmaxxered adj. Sharpened by drink into improving the appearance of everyone nearby, without being asked. lookup tabled adj. Drunk and translating every person, pint and pub rule through a private catalogue of meanings. lookupped adj. Emboldened by drink to retrieve an answer from anyone, including the barman who is serving somebody else. Kasondra got lookupped and demanded the recipe for the house pickled eggs. looky-looed (/ˌlʊkiˈluːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of passing a disturbance without stopping to stare at it. Eileena became looky-looed and watched the bar staff move one chair for twenty minutes. loom banded adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is woven into bright, elastic loops no one can sensibly remove. Shatice got loom banded and joined six friendship bracelets to the optics. loombanded adj. A drinker who has woven the evening into a bracelet and cannot remove it. loomed (/luːmd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the useful implement from the weapon, and treating both as conversational aids. Zyona got loomed and used a bar spoon to emphasise every point. loominged (/ˈluːmɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every harmless object tower ominously and every doorway seem negotiable. Harshi was loominged, regarding the coat stand as a tall and serious adversary. loomworksed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark emerges manufactured to a broad domestic specification. Adelayne became loomworksed and produced identical opinions for everyone at the table. loon pantsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired considerable lateral movement and no particular destination. looned (/ˈluːnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and professionally unmanageable, though not beyond making tea. loonered adj. Reduced by drink to inflate every minor prospect until it merits a devoted audience. Genevive became loonered and praised the balloon at the children's party for several minutes. looney binned adj. Drunk enough to place oneself, temporarily, beyond the institution of sensible conversation.