looney tooned
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looney tooned adj. Drunk, with the result that unpredictable behaviour acquires the timing of a children's programme. Jonaye got looney tooned and applauded when the microwave finished. looney-tunesed adj. Softened by drink into a condition where irrational conduct appears administratively reasonable. Theseus got looney-tunesed and filed the house cat among the evening's guests.
looneyed adj. Drunk and conducting ordinary errands as though they were episodes of a private farce. Nyila went looneyed and returned from the shop with matches, custard and no bread. loonged (/lʊŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a formidable mythical creature, chiefly when asked to leave. Oreva became loonged and guarded the biscuit tin with imperial attention. loongheed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a waist cloth as formal evening dress, and the sofa as a changing room. loonghied adj. Having drunk more than any sensible garment can accommodate, and fastening the curtain round the middle. Ared went loonghied and appeared at the door wearing the bath towel as ceremonial attire. loonied (/ˈluːnid/) adj. Loosened by drink into an exceedingly foolish person with an unwavering plan for toast. looninessed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat private absurdity as a public service. looninged adj. Slowed by drink to a solemn, intermittent call from somewhere near the garden fence. loony binned adj. Drunk past the point of returning a straightforward answer to a straightforward question. Nameer loony binned the landlord’s straightforward question about another pint. loony dookered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary prudence and prepared to enter cold water for reasons no longer available. Sau went loony dookered and approached the paddling pool with New Year's resolve. loony leftied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household arrangement appear both oppressive and negotiable. loony tooned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a perfectly ordinary journey resemble an irrational cartoon. loony tuned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating nonsense as a modest musical arrangement. Santrez went loony tuned and hummed instructions to the supermarket trolley. loony vanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a single persuasive thought and in need of transport away from it.
loonytarianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and determined that every object should govern itself. Raeleen grew loonytarianed and granted the cushions independence from the sofa.
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