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loonytarianismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to the absurd proposition that nobody should manage the gravy. loooved adj. Drunk by closing time, and expressing affection at such length that the taxi departs. Gisselle loooved the taxi driver until the taxi departed without her. loop antennaed adj. Loosened by drink into receiving every nearby conversation and broadcasting it to the room. Annaelizabeth became loop antennaed and repeated the couple's private remarks over pudding. loop de looped adj. Drunk by the third round, and performing a complete social circuit before returning to the same listener. Shawanna went loop de looped, greeting the hosts, leaving, and greeting them again. loop disconnect dialinged adj. Emboldened by drink to contact people by a sequence of little impulses, regardless of whether they wished to hear from you. Arick got loop disconnect dialinged and rang the same colleague between every course. loop diureticked adj. Slowed by drink to making frequent, carefully negotiated journeys away from the table. loop holed adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking every narrow opening for a reasonable way out. loop invarianted adj. Drunk to the point where every return to the conversation preserves exactly the same mistake. Enna was loop invarianted, reappearing with the same objection after each interruption. loop jumped adj. Drunk enough to launch into a conversation backwards, rotate several times, and land facing the wrong person. Louvenia went loop jumped beside the buffet and addressed the coat stand as Velinda. loop lined adj. Drunk past the point of taking the secondary route through every discussion before rejoining it much later. loop of Henled adj. Drunk in a way that sends you down a long winding route before returning you to the same point. loop pedalled adj. Drunk, with the result that one remark is recorded socially and played back at every opportunity. Rashard got loop pedalled and repeated his compliment to the same woman throughout dinner. loop quantum gravitied adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing the gathering to an intricate fabric of finite social connections. loop ratioed adj. Drunk on the strength of comparing every response with the one that prompted it, aloud and unfavourably. loop transfer functioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring each person by what they send into the gathering and what comes back. Idalyz got loop transfer functioned and judged every toast by the silence following it. loop-de-looped (/ˈluːp di ˌluːpd/) adj. Still drunk, and completing unnecessary revolutions before reaching the person you meant to address. Kelita was loop-de-looped, circling two chairs before asking Comeka for the salt.